Dumb question about brothels

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:03 pm

I know this is going to sound fucking retarded, but I have to ask.

In areas where prostitution is legal (meaning this question probably applies only to Rogue II), does the health inspector regularly check the place out and assign it a letter grade, the way they do with restaurants.

I mean, on the one hand, you're buying a pre-cooked hamburger that was shipped frozen and heated to put on a bun for you and six billion other people.

On the other hand, you're sticking your meat in a literal professional cum-receptacle, who gets porked multiple times a day by any schmuck who can cough up $100 (or whatever the hell a hooker charges; don't know, don't really care to know).

Seriously, where is the greater potential risk to your health?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:18 pm

For the record, I've never been to a brother. Anything I know is either at least 2nd hand or what I saw on that HBO Cathouse series.

Supposedly, it is highly regulated to make sure the girls are clean. I'm pretty sure rubbers are required. On HBO, I think they said the girls were inspected at least monthly, if not more frequently. There is a strict license process. In fact, one county turned down Heidi Fleiss fairly recently.

So, if you go to a legal brothel, you should be pretty safe. Just like places with liquor and gambling licenses, if you break the rules, the will get shut down immediately. There have been a couple strip clubs shut down over the past few years. It is also very difficult to get a gambling license.

Prostitution isn't legal in Clark County (the southern tip of Nevada which includes Las Vegas, Henderson, Boulder City). From what I hear, the nearest brothel is out in Parumph, about 1.5 hrs west of here.

If you see Slicker's mom there, just turn around and leave. That place t'aint clean.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:18 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Rogue II
 For the record, I've never been to a brother.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">But have you ever been to a brothel?
[:D]

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:47 pm

Oops.[:O]

No on the brothel.

[:I]

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:16 am

Okay, I knew they were inspected and whatever. I didn't really get across in my first post that it'd be hella funny if they were given grades like restaurants:

"Dude, this whorehouse got a 'B.' Let's go throw rocks at cars instead."

"Grade: A. Only minor infractions noted (see below):
Bambi needs to shave her cootchie."

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:30 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Rogue II
 Oops.[:O]

No on the brothel.

[:I]

<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">So does that mean that you've been to a brother?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:16 pm

Why can't you guys just leave me alone?[cry]

I see what you are saying now, anarky. Like one of those little signs in the window saying that the place has some Grade A snatch.

I've never seen a restaurant have a sign for anything other than "A".

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:47 pm

I've seen a few that have B's, one that had a C. Needless to say, I did not dine in those establishments. It's just too easy to get an A.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:36 pm

I wonder what grade the Gem would garner?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:30 am

Ok, I'll say it:

"T" for Truly, truly, outrageous.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:49 am

The Gem would earn an A. Because Al would kill anyone who'd rate it otherwise.

BTW, Rogue, you're thinking "Jem." You need to sit down and watch both seasons of Deadwood.

emperordaddypants · Post by **emperordaddypants** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:52 am

Brothels are not DOOMED!!!!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:15 am

Well, at least he didn't doom brothers, too.

Or Jem.[:D]

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:57 am

I always heard the legal prostitution in Vegas was a myth, that prostitution was illegal EVERYWHERE in America. Is that wrong and if so how did they get licensed in the first place?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:50 pm

Prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas because Las Vegas is in Clark County, Nevada. Prostitution is legal in every other county in Nevada. From what I hear, it is only illegal in Clark County because of a deal made during the construction of the Hoover Dam between the federal and local governments. So, the nearest legal brothel to Las Vegas is about an hour and a half away in a town called Parumph. If you saw that Cathouse show on HBO, that was a completely legal brothel, but I think it is somewhere like Reno.