Who would win?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:20 am

The Alien Queen from Aliens or Sauron from the Third Age, provided he didn't have the one ring, just his wicked cool armor and the big fuckin' mace he used to toss off elves a dozen at a time.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:45 am

I'd take Sauron for the simple fact that the Alien Queen is just disgusting looking and isn't nearly as sinister looking.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:41 pm

Yeah, but she's a female so she's obviously capable of much more heinous violence than Sauron. The only thing Sauron did in LOTR was take one swipe with the mace and look scary. Alien Queen, no doubt about it.

In a race to get you to blow in your pants, who would win? Brianna Banks rubbing her fake titties on your pants while sucking a dildo, or Krystal Steal licking your crotch outside your pants and fingering herself?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:42 am

Chuck Norris would win

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:29 am

I think watching a woman finger herself trumps everything else, so I'm going with Krystal. Of course, it's been so long for me, that Krystal reading from a phonebook might give me a tentpole. Gads, I hate being single sometimes.

Who would win in a race between the General Lee and K.I.T.T., provided they were racing on the General's home turf of Hazzard County?

Post by **vynsane** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:16 am

that is like, the hardest question ever posed. there's a cluster computer at columbia university with a disaster recovery backup server on the moon trying to figure out the answer to that one as we speak (or type, as it were...)

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:41 pm

Would the Genereal Lee have an answer for KITT's Turbo Boost?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:17 pm

Bah, put a Duke in the General Lee and it's all set to win. The KITT car couldn't possibly update it's computer system fast enough to know every new bridge out, construction area with perfect jump ramps and back roads trail that magically leads to exactly where the bad guys like Bo and Luke did. 01 - hands down (especially if we factor in that wicked Nitro kit the boys put in her that one time........)

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:57 pm

That was my thinking as well, jj. KITT might be faster, but them Duke boys know the lay of the land. Giving them the advantage.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:59 am

But you have to remember that KITT has the Hoff' behind the wheel.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:23 pm

Yes, the Hoff is powerful, but the General Lee had not one, but TWO Duke boys, and one was armed with a bow and arrow. Does KITT have any sort of arrow defence mechanism? The Dukes could also call upon Cooter to give then an additional advantage.

Who could score more ladies phone numbers in one night: George Hamilton or Lou Ferrigno?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:59 pm

George Hamilton, because he could hear them, too. The Hulk would just make that "Flornbi doing long-division" face.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:43 pm

Who's going to win the next Presidential Election?

Me or whoever's running against me?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:20 am

You will. Unless you are running against a penguin.

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:00 pm

i would vote 4 u eternal padawen. u r kewl, not like that basterd kid human or that basterd anarkey.