the vynsane asylum

Raise your hand if you don't give two shits about this movie aside from knowing you'll eventually check out bootleg clips of the nudie scenes online.

I'd only go to snag some of the girls that are dripping from watching the movie. That was two hours of easy foreplay so when I last only a minute or two she can't complain!

And if that doesn't work, the Magic Mike sequel is on the way.

50 Shades doesn't even look hot. The chick doesn't look like anything special.

That's in line with the book. The rich douche is seeking women that remind him of his mother so he can hurt them & bang them. Nothing weird or anything.

Jamie Dornan, from a faggots point of view, aint anything to write home about either. I certainly have no desire to see him do the ugly stick dance.

What is funny is how many otherwise normal women I know who are completely open about and seemingly unable to contain their public excitement over a porno flick.

The local radio station threw a special sneak preview event at our theater last night and 193 horny WASP housewives showed up. It was chaos.

That's what I have to look forward to this entire weekend.

The usher crew said the theater reeked of damp panties when they cleaned it. I lol'd.

I looked up the name of the actress for a bad joke on FB, and didn't know it was Don Johnson's daughter.

Fuck me, she looks like fucking Don Johnson. That's just some gross-ass shit. Now I don't even want to flip by this when it's on Cinemax in the hope of seeing some tits.

Okay, Foolery. We know you've seen it. And I'm sure it was a bad movie. I just want to "hear" it from you. Or was it so unremarkable that you have no thoughts?

I actually haven't seen it. I walked by and saw like 30 seconds here and there while I was upstairs in the Projection Booth. One of those times was her getting fucked in the fanny.

But I haven't gone in and watched it yet.

Tom Foolery wrote:I actually haven't seen it. I walked by and saw like 30 seconds here and there while I was upstairs in the Projection Booth. One of those times was her getting fucked in the fanny.

But I haven't gone in and watched it yet.

So....was it difficult finishing your shift sporting a boner?

Pfft. It takes more than a bare ass getting plowed to give me a boner.

Incidentally, I watched Kingsman last night and that also has a fuck-in-the-fanny scene.
So that's two movies playing right now with anal sex.

Three if Transformers: Age of Extinction is still playing in your area.

this just shows the anti-man-pervert bias in Hollywood. Where's the "porn masquerading as something important" for us?? I mean sure, black swan happened, but that was worse than basic instinct as far as boring/boner ratio

There should be a thinly-veiled porno starring someone like Miley Cyrus- maybe even a comedy but with loads of wacky sex- tell me that isn't box-office, relationship-wrecking gold

Not if you think it should star Miley Cyrus. Eww.