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I'm taking a fucking year off

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:45 pm
by Santa Claus
That's right.

I've earned this shit.

You can all fuck yourselves if you don't like it.

Of course, I can leave all the little snot-nosed shits unattended, so, while I'm gone, someone is going to have to fill in for me.

I've already taken the liberty of choosing the one forumite whom I most trust to keep you fuckers on a short leash:

Arnold W. Eskenheimer III, Esquire.

Who?

Oh, that's right. You dipshits know him better as Bizarro the Grin.

Ho ho motherfucking ho.

Re: I'm taking a fucking year off

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:29 pm
by unlimitedpudding
bizarro the grin actually makes sense. he'll slide his cock up your father's ass like santa going down the chimney and leave him with a tummy full of jelly.