Ever get wrongfully accused...
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:16 am
...for something you do often, but you aren't at the time you're accused, so it offends you?
Today, my wife and I were sitting in the car in a parking lot. We were looking through a textbook she'd picked up, trying to come up with plans. A woman walked by the car. I yawned about this time, and stretched my neck.
She says, "I saw you totally checking her out." Not exactly offended, but not happy, either.
Granted, I often "check out" women. But not this one. I was barely even aware she was there, and what I recall seeing was fugly as hell.
I dunno; I'm a little more subtle, I think, when ogling fine ladies. I've never been caught by anyone. But my wife thinks I was in one of the few situations where I wasn't.
Crazy, eh?
Today, my wife and I were sitting in the car in a parking lot. We were looking through a textbook she'd picked up, trying to come up with plans. A woman walked by the car. I yawned about this time, and stretched my neck.
She says, "I saw you totally checking her out." Not exactly offended, but not happy, either.
Granted, I often "check out" women. But not this one. I was barely even aware she was there, and what I recall seeing was fugly as hell.
I dunno; I'm a little more subtle, I think, when ogling fine ladies. I've never been caught by anyone. But my wife thinks I was in one of the few situations where I wasn't.
Crazy, eh?