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HOLY SHIT, IT'S RAN'S 40th BIRTHDAY!!
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:09 pm
by anarky
Happy birthday!
I'll assume the Luxor is going to use its laser thingy to broadcast a huge image of Kathy Griffin dropping her pants in your honor.
Re: HOLY SHIT, IT'S RAN'S 40th BIRTHDAY!!
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:19 pm
by vynsane
that won't be in his honor, they do that every day at noon. some towns have clock towers, LV has pantsless kathy griffin. at midnight it's topless kathy griffin.
Re: HOLY SHIT, IT'S RAN'S 40th BIRTHDAY!!
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:44 pm
by jjreason
Who stand the best chance of getting with Ran on his 40th?
a) Mrs. Ran
b) Bizarro the Grin
c) Kathy Griffin
d) Carrot Top
Re: HOLY SHIT, IT'S RAN'S 40th BIRTHDAY!!
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:19 pm
by Tom Foolery
That's a trick question. Three of those people are the same person.
Re: HOLY SHIT, IT'S RAN'S 40th BIRTHDAY!!
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:12 pm
by Ran
Thanks. My birthday sucked. My wife pissed me off. I had to wake up at 3:15 to go to work because drive out to a job site out in the desert. They told me to be there at 5. No one showed up until 5:30. After work I went to school. The grad students in this class have to give presentations and things from their reports will be on the final. A grad student from Africa gave a presentation. Didn't understand a word he said. After his presentation, we had a guest speaker from the County. Painfully boring. Then the guy teaching the class decided to give us an online quiz that was due today.
Got home, pissed off my wife again. Ate left overs. Took the quiz (which took 2 hours). Had some cake and fell asleep a little after 9 because I had to get up at 4am today.
The good news is the Sandtrooper, Ewok, and Weequay I ordered came in. I didn't expect them until next week. My wife gave me a Jimi Hendrix CD and The Hobbit blue ray.
In other words, Kathy Griffin dropping her pants wouldn't have bothered me one bit.
Re: HOLY SHIT, IT'S RAN'S 40th BIRTHDAY!!
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:27 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
i'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY. bIZZARO tHE gRIP AND i WERE HOPING IT WOULD BE SPECIAL, SO WE STAYED AWAY FOR A DAY.
mEET US AT THE rIO TONIGHT, AND WE'LL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE WITH A wILLIE lUMPKIN YOU'LL NEVER FORGET!
Re: HOLY SHIT, IT'S RAN'S 40th BIRTHDAY!!
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:41 pm
by bIZZARO tHE gRIP
eL rIO? nO sENIOR. aH THEENKS WE ESHALL TAKE HEEM TO EL bELLAGIO PORQUE HE WILL NEED TO USE LOS FOUNTAINS AS UNA BIDET TO GEET TODOS OF OUR JEEZ OUT OF HEEZ ASS, NO?
Re: HOLY SHIT, IT'S RAN'S 40th BIRTHDAY!!
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:09 pm
by anarky
Great. Looks like your birthday present is yet another Rollo. What's next, Rollo Tomato?
Re: HOLY SHIT, IT'S RAN'S 40th BIRTHDAY!!
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:38 pm
by Tom Foolery
Mabs always pronounces it 'Royo' as if the double-l was en éspañol.
So I suspect Señor Royo Tomassi is next. Arriba!