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my new scheme

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:10 pm
by Zaphod
i sit around in a crowded mall or downtown area and wait for a woman to walk by with her face in her iphone, texting bullshit or facebooking or something. then i walk right into her. she thinks it's an accident because she wasn't watching where she was going. and so she's way to embarrassed to point out i totally grabbed her tits.