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Don't Manscape...
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:32 pm
by Mister Roboto
...with a full erection. I know it may seem like a good idea because it gives you access to more area.
But if you nick it with the blade--
Soooo much blood. So much blood.
So much blood. Oh mugs. You have NO IDEA.
Oh. Mi. Gawd.
So much bluhh--__
Re: Don't Manscape...
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:33 pm
by Tom Foolery
Oh mugs?
Re: Don't Manscape...
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:15 am
by unlimitedpudding
i hope you had a Shamwow handy.
and maybe a schticky, too to clean up any stray hairs.
Re: Don't Manscape...
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:53 am
by RoIIo Tomassi
Roboto has pubes?
I thought he was a robot.
Re: Don't Manscape...
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:46 am
by anarky
No, he is the modern man (secret, secret, he's got a secret) with parts made in Japan.
Re: Don't Manscape...
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:07 am
by jjreason
Why in the fuck did no one ever tell me that Gowan used to be in Styx?
Re: Don't Manscape...
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:11 pm
by Jargo
When I manscape I get a boner because it's like so arousing. The scritch scritch of a razor on my nuts is heavenly. Oh yes it is. Mmm mmmm mmm.
