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hey every1!!
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:01 pm
by CyrusFan96
there's a party in my panties, and everyone's invited! lol!!
Re: hey every1!!
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:02 pm
by Bizarro Mabudon
mE AM BE SORRY. mE AM PREFER GUYS.
Re: hey every1!!
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:22 pm
by Negative Boy
CyrusFan96 wrote:there's a party in my panties, and everyone's invited! lol!!
I already attended that party. It was last year's post-SuperBowl Party. It maybe it was the after Oscar party. I know it was after something. I remember at least 17 of us took turns had you bent over the pool table at Jay Leno's house. And at least one or two of those were chicks because I distinctly remember Katy Perry violating you with a strap-on while Regis Philbin was fucking HER. But then your vag was so stretched out Peter Jackson thought it would be funny to actually SHIT in your hole. I mean like he dropped a log down in there. It was gross. Like '2 Girls, 1 Cup dialed up to a 13' gross. Well, that was pretty much a party killer right there. I mean, I think Apollo Ohno bet Mario Lopez $500K to fuck you AFTER that, but still. The party was dead after that.
And I'm pretty sure that was the night I got Bryce Dallas Howard pregnant and left her at the hospital wearing nothing but a cumberbund and a pair of clogs. Ha. Good times.
Re: hey every1!!
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:37 pm
by Positive Boy
CyrusFan96 wrote:there's a party in my panties, and everyone's invited! lol!!
A party? JOY! Did you need any help decorating? Oh! I just remembered. I just found a fantastic new recipe for a bean dip that is to die for. We can play charades or maybe a couple rounds of Pictonary.
Re: hey every1!!
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:43 am
by Grimlock
Me Grimlock no can wait to tap that fleshling ass!
Re: hey every1!!
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:01 pm
by CyrusFan96
lol negative boy! i was underaged last year, you silly. that party was last week. i guess you must still be a little woozy from sticking your entire head in my snatch and trying to eat peter jackson's poop. i thought that was a pretty sick thing to do but i don't argue with anything being stuck in my hungry pussy!
Re: hey every1!!
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:12 am
by Swedish Chef
Më urm stikėė mi weinêê in dur Milėë Cyrüš und giv hur dū røgeriing!
Pørk! Pørk! Pørk!!!
Re: hey every1!!
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:45 am
by Shatner
I...Distinctly...remember that...party..last..Year. It was...Harvey. Weinstein..who...ate...the shit...out..of your twat. Not...Negative...Lad. Because...after...he..threw..up! And then...used my...toupee...to clean it...Up!!
Re: hey every1!!
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:05 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
Wait, what does the "96" mean again? If it's not your age, then is it, like, a backwards 69? Wouldn't that just cause a lot of shitstains on your hair?
Re: hey every1!!
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:41 pm
by The Growl
Fucked if I know, Senor. I just show up to hump her mom's leg.
Or, should I say, "Acabo de aparecer para chingar la pierna de su madre"? What with you being Mexican, and all.
Say, you know a chihuahua named Enrique? You got his phone number? That guy owes me five bucks!
Re: hey every1!!
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:06 am
by Twiki
Re: hey every1!!
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:11 am
by Zero
OH FOR THE LOVE OF...
YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE CORRECT TOPIC YOU LITTLE DUMBASS.
IT'S ROBOTS LIKE YOU THAT GIVE THE REST OF US A BAD RAP.
YOU AND SKYNET.