My daughter has been bugging me since I got my iPhone to download the Angry Birds app and I was like 'whatever, thats....' well, not dumb, but I could see it for the time waster it is. There's nothing wrong with mindless time wasters perse. They serve a purpose. But I prefer sudoku or Scrabble or Texas Hold 'em, you know what I mean?
Anyway, they're coming over for Thanksgiving so I downloaded it yesterday and started playing it. I got thru THIRTEEN levels before I realized you can hit the birds AFTER YOU LAUNCH THEM. So (if you've played Angry Birds) think about that. I was just launching the birds and letting them go and killing all the little green...guys(pigs?). Which takes like pinpoint fucking accuracy and a certain amount of luck. Go ahead. I dare you to try. For thirteen fucking levels. Jaesus, I'm a twit.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie "You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
It's funny because when I started playing I did the same thing. I remember the screen where it apparently tells you to tap the screen to deploy the special bird but I said fuck it and kept going. I was wondering why my friends were on level 1,492,094 and I was on level 8.
Haw haw. This is fucking priceless. No, not your insipid little anecdote. The title of this Topic with your name attached. I'm going to hit print and have this screen capture framed.
You ARE a fucking idiot. And I now I have proof. So thanks, asshat.
My son showed me you can click the birds but I don't really have any more luck doing that than I did NOT clicking them. To say I'm not real good at Angry Birds would be about right.
