If you're going to Fuck your Cheeseburger...

[Mister Roboto]

...be sure and use a condiment!!



















Zaphod, I'm looking at you.

[anarky]

Many years ago, I worked part time at the auto repair place my dad ran. One morning, an old woman dropped her car off, and Dad told her she could go and get a bite at Burger King if she wanted.

She became annoyed and said she would never go back there, because they gave out condoms and she did not approve of that.

Of course, Dad was a bit flabbergasted and asked why she thought that. She said there was a sign on the window at the drive-through saying, "Condoms available upon request."

I think it took all Dad's self-control to not shit himself laughing until she left the store.