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I dreamed about jjreason last night
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:53 am
by anarky
First, if I see a Snigtad post in regard to this that contains the word "gay" or any of its synonyms, I will track you down and force-feed you your own tiny little scrotum.
I was going to Florida to meet one of my cousins who doesn't really live in Florida, and for some reason it was quickest to go through Canada. Canada bore quite the resemblance like the "Yukon Land" at Busch Gardens -- think the set of Deadwood with log flumes, and you've got a good idea.
Jjreason was at the border, and he had to pay over $3,000 in customs fees for various Target exclusives he'd picked up. This was broadcast over the PA system, and this made Mrs Jjreason mad. (I've never actually met Mrs Jjreason, but in this particular dream, she looked and acted like the actress who plays Larry David's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm for some odd reason.)
I left Canada before the dispute was settled, and I actually woke up before I got to Florida, so this wasn't much of a story after all, was it?
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:22 am
by vynsane
well, everyone knows the best way to get to FLA is through canada... duh!
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:32 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
You don't know where i am so Ill say your gay all I want.
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:32 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
And buy the way, your gay.
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:18 pm
by Slimmie
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by vynsane</i>
<br />well, everyone knows the best way to get to FLA is through canada... duh!
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It is if you live in Alaska.[:D]
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:18 pm
by vynsane
nah, if you live in alaska, the shortest route is to go through siberia, china, india, pakistan, swim to africa, go across africa, swim to antartica, then up south america, swim to cuba, then take a boat from cuba to miami. easy.
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:57 pm
by Slicker
Have you ever seen jj in real life? If not I wanna hear your description of how he looks. This could get good.
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:31 pm
by GREEN HULK
<b><font color="yellow"><font size="5">RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! HULK SEEN JJREASON EATING DONUTS AGAIN, MAKE HULK WANT TO SMASH STUPID FAT MOUNTIE-MAN. JJREASON NOT RESPECT HIS PANTS' WAISTLINE, JJREASON MUST HATE BLUE JEANS LIKE HULK LEGS HATE PURPLE PANTS!!!!!</b></font id="yellow"></font id="size5">
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:36 pm
by jjreason
Holy fuck, Greendick, do I give you that many problems? One maple glazed with lunch and the assholes come out of the woodwork. Go worry about some unfunny fucker like Pyro Knob or something. *shakes head*
If you've seen Jack Black, you've seen jjreason. End of story - oh, except I'm fucking HOT.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:09 am
by anarky
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jjreason</i>
If you've seen Jack Black, you've seen jjreason....<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Not quite. Jjreason's less scruffy-looking and has darker hair. Aside from that, I expected him to break out into a chorus of "Tribute."
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:04 pm
by mabudon
there's a pic of him at the "other site" I do believe, but you'd have to know his username there [beard]
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:59 am
by The Grip
What a coeenceddahnce, non? Ah dreamed about jjreasahn's mothair last naht! Ah was so, how you say? Hornay, zat ven Ah avoke, Ah had to roll ovair and make love to hair again! Ho ho ho ho!
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:05 pm
by Ran
vynsane wrote:nah, if you live in alaska, the shortest route is to go through siberia, china, india, pakistan, swim to africa, go across africa, swim to antartica, then up south america, swim to cuba, then take a boat from cuba to miami. easy.
Sure, If you want to go the traditional way.
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:02 pm
by Tycho
I had a dream about Jack Black last night. I had just finished listening to "The Pick Of Destiny" in my underpants and I fell asleep right afterwards -- it was more tiring than the time I had sex with lots and lots of girls!
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:25 am
by anarky
I dreamed about JabbaJohnL last night.
He didn't really appear, but there was apparently an online video of him, his brother, and his aspiring porn star sister floating around online. (Not that sort of video.)
All I can recall is a quote from a news article I read:
A new online video by an unsuspecting JabbaJohnL is giving new meaning to the terms "accidentally shat upon", "baseball cap", and "sensei."
No, I have no idea what it means, either.