Big Bear, CA, Congressman Resigns After Yearbook Flap!
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:58 pm
Representative Anthony Flantdig, who represents an incredibly small district comprised only of one high school in California, announced his resignation today, following allegations that he had posed for lewd pictures in the yearbook.
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Flantdig's photograph went unnoticed by school officials until a student reportedly threw her yearbook onto the ground in disgust and yelled, "Ewwwww!"
"We have every reason to believe the yearbook was not hacked, and there is a picture of Flantdig's johnson in the background of a dance photo," said Kup, resident shitpiece. "Since there are children on the other side of the page, this is child pornography. Turn your yearbooks in now, you fucking perverts, or get the chair!"
Kup's assistant in the investigation, Scooby Doo, added, "Rell, rit's rot rechnically ruckin' riddie rorn, rut rit ris really rucking ross."
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Flantdig's photograph went unnoticed by school officials until a student reportedly threw her yearbook onto the ground in disgust and yelled, "Ewwwww!"
"We have every reason to believe the yearbook was not hacked, and there is a picture of Flantdig's johnson in the background of a dance photo," said Kup, resident shitpiece. "Since there are children on the other side of the page, this is child pornography. Turn your yearbooks in now, you fucking perverts, or get the chair!"
Kup's assistant in the investigation, Scooby Doo, added, "Rell, rit's rot rechnically ruckin' riddie rorn, rut rit ris really rucking ross."
This is breaking news! Stay tuned for more information if I fucking feel like providing it. And I'm getting a blowjob now, so don't hold your fucking breath.