Dr. Douche says he will not run for president in 2012!

[Newsbot]

(CNN) – Dr. Douche is getting more bad news as he comes closer to making a final decision about a presidential run.

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A new survey from Politico and George Washington University indicates more than two-thirds of Americans think the supervillain with "nefarious, yet indistinct plans" for America has "no chance" of ever winning the White House.

The poll, out Monday, shows 71 percent think a Dr. Douche candidacy is a non-starter while only 26 percent think there is a chance the vynsane.com star could beat President Obama.

Those numbers follow a similarly-poor showing for Dr. Douche in a CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll released last week. That survey showed Dr. Douche has an unfavorable rating of 64 percent and would lose to Obama by 22 points in a general election matchup.

The Politico/GWU poll surveyed 1,000 likely voters from May 8-12 and carries a sampling error of plus or minus 3 percentage points.

This reporter also noticed the headline does not match the content. CNN's primitive, steam-drive news robots can go mechno-fuck themselves.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I'm confused as to what name Dr. Douche would put on the official documents he filed if he were to run. Since according to Newsbot, he was just appointed to position of Mayor in Chicago. Is this a different Dr. Douche? Good lord, is there a clan of them? Are they breeding?

[Ran]

Isn't Dr. Douche just a title? Kind of like James Bond or Catwoman from the Adam West series. The face changes, but the douchebaggery remains the same.