the vynsane asylum

Comes out in May. And, for those of you who wish you could have a Lego Scarlet Johansen, they are also making actual PotC Lego sets as well.

scarlet johansen was in PotC?

Oops. I mean Keira Knightley. Those hot flat chested chicks all look the same to me.

Flat chested?

Apparently I haven't payed much attention to Scarlett Johansson. I'm going to quit typing now so I can quit being wrong.

http://img.listal.com/image/40020/600fu ... ghtley.jpg

fyi, amazon.com has the LEGO PotC game with a $10 credit promotion when you pre-order, on top of the free exclusive jack sparrow minifigure offer (you still qualify for both promos). it's still listed as $49.99, but the way amazon preorders work, if the price goes down anytime between submitting the preorder and the date the item is charged, you get the lowest price. and you're charged when it ships. the promos take effect 'within 2 days of the item being shipped'. essentially you get the $10 credit towards anything, AND a $2.99 credit towards the minifigure.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002I0GEBO/

FYI, if you ever want to see a nice shot of ScarJo's ample bosom, check out the back of the DVD case of Scoop. It's got a down angle shot of her in a bathing suit and...DAYUM.

are you referring to this? yes, i concur.

Yesshh...thatsa niiice.

If we were doing word association right now,my word would be: motorboat.

Honestly, why are we debating Scarlett Johansen? The woman is fucking hot. We all know it. (I shall not complain about the pictures. Yum.)

And why is this a "Keira Knightley vs ScarJo, little tits vs big tits thing"? You'd kill to suck either one of them. Don't deny it. We all know there's not a guy alive who would pass up even a glance of Ms. Knightley in person simply because she has small boobs. The woman is so hot, she causes spontaneous orgasms in all men within a square mile of her, whether they actually know she's there or not. She can't actually have sex, because when a guy realizes he's actually going to seal the deal with her, his head explodes, and she's not a necrophiliac.

And it's pretty safe to say she doesn't have silicone booboos.

I don't discriminate on boob size. However, I'm really bad with names.

I'm not boob sizist either. If anything, I skew towards the smaller, more athletic chest. Simply because I once dated a girl with ample breast, and once they were out of the bra they kinda flopped and sagged in a not attractive way.
I am much more a bare midriff and neck guy, than a breast or ass guy. And I think glasses are fuckin' sexy as hell.

I'm not disagreeing with you, but it's funny that glasses were hated when we were kids. Then they slowly started gaining acceptance with normal people and eventually became sexually attractive to a lot of people, and now the entertainment media is finally catching on that people like them.

I watched The Big Sleep about a week ago, where Humphrey Bogart basically bones his way through the movie with a bunch of women who he apparently has some sort of mental control over because they're easier than a porn star in a Bond movie. (Not a bad movie, but the minor female characters are hardly realistic.) There was one scene that stood out, where he asks a woman to take off her glasses before having a drink with her, and then comments that she's beautiful.

Perhaps it's that most of us growing up had the GIJoe cartoon, which initially had only the boring goody two-shoes (keep in mind this is cartoon Scarlett), the absent and forgettable Cover Girl, and the smoking hot European baddie in skintight leather... and glasses. Even if they eventually had the breathy tomboy who liked to leave her shirt partly unbuttoned, the damage was already done. Every guy my age is still in love with two women: Princess Leia and the Baroness.

I just watched the Big Sleep a few weeks ago, and I thought the same thing. That chick was smokin' hot with or without the glasses. A schlub like Bogart never could've hit that in real life.

I never got into the Princess Leia thing. For some reason I always associated her with my mom. That said, I don't mind at all when girls dress up like slave Leia. But that is more of a skimpy outfit thing than a Carrie Fisher thing.