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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (They killed Wash...)
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:21 am
by Eternal Padawan
I've been looking forward to <i>Serenity</i>for over a year now. I got hooked on Firefly like the rest of you after I bought the DVD ( I never watched it while it was on the air.) So I'm super jazzed for this movie and I go and it's the first movie I've seen in like two months and I'm watching it and they kill off Shepard Book and I'm like yeah that sucks 'cause he was kinda cool, but I can see the need to shuffle off one of the show regulars to add depth and drama and whatever. Then Wash has his big moment being "a leaf on the wind" and gets the crew safely to ground ( if you can call crashing the Serenity into the ground hard, safely). Wash gets in a patented Wash quip.
Then....
HE GETS A FUCKING SHAFT THE SIZE OF A TREE TRUNK PLANTED THROUGH HIS CHEST![:(!] WHAT. THE. FUCK.
After that I just couldn't get into the movie.
[cry]Goodbye Hogan Washburn. I'll miss you and your crazy little plastic dinosaur routine. You <i>were</i> the funny one.[cry]
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:52 am
by pyrofreak
woah woah woah...slow down...what i heard..well read was "NNOOOOO i'vebndsfghakjfkaej HE GETS A FUCKING STICK IN HIS CHEST!!! WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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goodbye hogan washburn. i'll miss you and your crazy plastic dinosaur routine."
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:10 pm
by Eternal Padawan
You need to watch Firefly: The Complete Series on DVD. Then go see <i>Serenity</i> in theatres now.
Then you'll cry like I did.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:55 pm
by pyrofreak
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Eternal Padawan</i>
<br />You need to watch Firefly: The Complete Series on DVD. Then go see <i>Serenity</i> in theatres now.
Then you'll cry like I did.
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ok, wait..did you just talk like a normal human being? OMG THERES STILL HUMANS ON THE VYNSANE FORUMS! but i will watch them. yay! a human! it's like resident evil, at the end of the first one where she got a shotgun and the entire city was destroyed..only we found a human before it ended...
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:11 pm
by anarky
Y'know, I was at Joss Whedon's self-masturba--I mean, preview of Serenity--at Comic Con. I never watched the show before, but wanted a good seat for the King Kong preview and the Tenacious D concert. Whedon should've known there were many like me in the crowd. He could've won us over with a decent presentation that included even a <b>ten second</b> synopsis of what the show was about.
But instead of actually telling us what the fuck Firefly was, he just praised the cast, none of whom showed any talent in the clip that was shown, which was so devoid of any context as to be meaningless.
Whedon was such a dillhole, I stopped reading Astonishing X-Men. I'm still not sure how such an assfart could've come up with the few good issues he wrote, but I figure God had to somehow balance out the horrific banality that was that stupid show supposedly based on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I mean, Sarah Michelle Gellar replacing the luscious Kristy Swanson. Give me a damned break.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:19 pm
by pyrofreak
umm...ok...
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:25 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
Sarah Micheale Geller is better in the sack than Kirstie Alley, I shoud know cuz i FUCKED them both.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:26 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
Fuckers.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:30 pm
by pyrofreak
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:31 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
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by Snigtad Flornbi
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by Snigtad Flornbi
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by Snigtad Flornbi
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by Snigtad Flornbi
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by Snigtad Flornbi
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