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Posted: **Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:15 pm**

SO THESE GERLS AT SKOOL, THEY HAVE THESE THINGS THAT FELL OUT OF SUSEY'S BOOK BAG. THEY WERE LIEK COTTON + I STUCK 1 IN MY NOSE AND SAYED "HAY LOOK AT ME I AM NOW SWAMP THING!" THEY LAFFED AT ME AND SAYED U DUM ASS, DONT U NO WHAT THOSE ARE? U MUST BE A FAG 2 PUT IT IN UR NOSE. THEY SAYED SUMTHING ABOUT BLEEDING OUT OF THERE BUTS.

CAN ANY 1 TELL ME ABOUT WHY GERLS BLEED OUT THEY'RE BUTS? I NO U GUYS R FAGS, + FAGS R SORT OF LIEK GIRLS. I WOOD NORMALEY ASK UNCALE RODGER, BUT HE SAYED HE DIDNT HAVE THYME 2 ANSER SENSE HE WAS GOING 2 FUCK MY MOM.

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:28 pm**

Girls bleed out of their butts for the same reason you bleed out of your butt, Robin.

Somebody fucked them in the ass good and hard without KY.

Burrrrrrrrnnnnn.

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:36 pm**

I have a really important question:

Why is it that, in order to look at the website for a company that manufactures alcoholic beverages, or for most specialty stores that sell it, I have to enter my date of birth every time? Since when did it become illegal for those younger than 21 to look at beer?

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:48 pm**

I don't know. Can we just blame George Bush?

Posted: **Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:59 pm**

NO!!!

It's not the fault of the greatest American patriot of our times!

You liberal dookiehead!

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