the vynsane asylum

We should use all our powers to start a meme:

Othniel Marsh is a douchebag.

You just PhotoShop a picture of His Douchiness into pictures of things going wrong and add a caption. Like in most versions of Sleeping Beauty, you know how the King and Queen know she's going to prick her finger on a needle, so they ban all needles, yet, somehow, there's a needle in the castle for her to prick her finger on? Put Marsh in the background, with the caption, "I SAID BAN ALL THE NEEDLES, DOUCHEBAG!"

Or put him next to Lee Harvey Oswald in the picture where he's holding a rifle, and add the caption, "Here, hold this for me a minute. I've got some business to attend to over on this grassy knoll."

Have him doing a cannonball in shallow beach waters, and have the caption say "If my calculations are correct, the butterfly effect will cause this wave I've started to hit Polyponesia and kill 10,000 in floods and tsunamis. High five me!"

I know there must be earlier posts about Marsh being a cocksucking asshole douche, but this is the earliest I can find....

It must be something about paleontology. Look up Richard Owen sometime. Or start by reading today's article on Cracked about trolls in science. Fuck, that guy is like Marsh's twin brother.