Taylor Lautner to Play Stretch Armstrong

[Newsbot]

Universal Pictures has announced that "The Twilight Saga" star Taylor Lautner will play the title character in Stretch Armstrong, to be released in 2012. The announcement was made today by Universal Pictures Chairman Adam Fogelson and Co-Chairman Donna Langley.

Stretch Armstrong is moving to 2012 to allot time to shape the project into a 3-D superhero adventure and to accommodate Lautner's existing commitments.

"In the past two years, Taylor has emerged as a real star at the global box office. He brings the perfect balance of energy and athleticism to the role of an unlikely super hero with a fantastic super power," said Langley. "We couldn't be more pleased that he has agreed to be our Stretch."

Stretch Armstrong is based on the iconic action figure made popular around the world beginning in the 1970s and re-launched in the 1990s. Academy Award®-winning producer Brian Grazer (A Beautiful Mind, 8 Mile, American Gangster) will team with Hasbro to bring Stretch Armstrong to life. Steve Oedekerk (Bruce Almighty) has written the screenplay, and Hasbro's Goldner and Schneir also produce.

No word if this is going to be a regular film or gay porn.

[Sleazer]

I hope this guy has a BRIEF career in Hollywood. I'm not a fan.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I don't care either way about Taylor Lautner, but why in the absolute holy fuck are they making a Stretch Armstrong movie?!?

[Sleazer]

I just re-read that article...and I noticed they are moving it to 2012.

Now I hope the conspiracy nuts are right, and that we all get wiped out in 2012.

[Ran]

Is the movie going to be based on the commercials and description on the box? I don't know who Taylor Lautner is.

[kidhuman]

Is the movie going to be based on the commercials and description on the box? I don't know who Taylor Lautner is.

Thats because you dont have teenage girls(he is one of the tools from Twilight)