Awesome work, Slick!

[anarky]

You and your boys totally rescued that dude from pirates! You rock!

(Okay, I know it was all you, but you're modest and like to share credit with the SEALs.)

[Diabolical]

He sent the Wolf Shirt.

[anarky]

I see.

So, did the Wolf Shirt increase his badassedness enough to kill the pirates even more quickly than he normally would? Or did a mere glimpse at its awesomebadassednessitude frighten them to death? Or, more likely, is the true story that the pirates were killed by a stampede of overweight diabetic Native American women?

[Ran]

If you want to read a good book about how they formed the Navy SEALS, read The Rogue Warrior by Richard Marcinko. He is the guy that founded the team. I met him at a book signing.

[Diabolical]

I see.

So, did the Wolf Shirt increase his badassedness enough to kill the pirates even more quickly than he normally would? Or did a mere glimpse at its awesomebadassednessitude frighten them to death? Or, more likely, is the true story that the pirates were killed by a stampede of overweight diabetic Native American women?

No. It was 100% Wolf Shirt. Slick just whispered "Sick 'em boy" and that was that.

[Slicker]

Thank you, thank you but, as RB pointed out, the wolf shirt did all of the work. I merely had to let it loose and that was all she wrote.


Seriously though, when this first happened and they said that the guy was in an OPEN lifeboat with him I thought they should've sniped the shit out of 'em. I'm pretty sure that SEALS don't serve on a normal small boy so they probably helo'd 'em in to rain down death on those pirate bitches! With 3 people it would only take 6 snipers (they generally assign 2 people per target which is why the Munich crisis ended in failure...).

[anarky]

On a serious note, you just know that every other pirate in Somalia is saying, "God damn those idiots! Why'd they go and attack an American ship?"

[mabudon]

I could honestly support some sort of military action against the pirates, it would actually be justified and interesting

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

[Elizabeth Swann]

As the reigning Pirate King, I must inform you that I did not authorize this mission. Even those of us from two hundred years ago know not to fuck with a guy in a wolf shirt.

[Sleazer]

But would you fuck a guy IN a wolf shirt ???