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Holy fucking shit! Vince beat up a hooker!

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:19 pm
by Double_G
And since when was his last name Shlomi?
ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).
And this is a thing of beauty:

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... sham1.html

Somewhere, Billy Mays is laughing.

Re: Holy fucking shit! Vince beat up a hooker!

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:27 pm
by vynsane
hahaha, read about this at the bendis board, was going to post it here, but here it be!

Re: Holy fucking shit! Vince beat up a hooker!

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:25 am
by Slicker
That's too friggin' awesome.

Re: Holy fucking shit! Vince beat up a hooker!

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:27 am
by kidhuman
Wonder if he used a shamwow to wipe up the blood.

Re: Holy fucking shit! Vince beat up a hooker!

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:24 am
by Jargo
Bless....... :hulkout:

Re: Holy fucking shit! Vince beat up a hooker!

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:46 am
by mabudon
ha I guess this proves that there's some offers he SHOULD refuse, her pitch must have been amazing :ducks:

I wonder if at some point during the evening he said "you're gonna LOVE my nuts" :mabs:

Re: Holy fucking shit! Vince beat up a hooker!

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:14 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
Double_G wrote:And since when was his last name Shlomi?
His real name is Offer Shlomi. I guess he had it legally changed to Vince Shlomi, and Vince Offer must be his stage name.

Alas, another American hero falls . . .