the vynsane asylum

Wow!

I normally try to stay out of politics, but I couldn't keep quiet when I read this story. I know that bastard Peter gets to hang out with Barack HUSSEIN Osama and boost his sales, but what the hell did that commie pinko election-stealing yardmonkey ever do for me?

Turns out he killed his gay lover! Can you believe this? I can! I read it on the internet!!

I read on the internet that you melted and all the Spider-Man readers were happy.

Somehow he still has some fans. It's inexplicable, really.