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Obama says he won't be smoking in White House

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:16 am
by Newsbot

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WASHINGTON – U.S. President-elect Barack Obama failed to give a straight answer when asked on a U.S. talkshow on Sunday whether he had managed to quit smoking.

In a country where cigarettes are responsible for one in five deaths and smoking costs tens of billions of dollars in health care, Obama has been under pressure to set an example by giving up his reported two-decade-old habit.

Appearing on NBC's "Meet the Press" program, interviewer Tom Brokaw told Obama he had ducked answering the question during an interview last month with ABC's Barbara Walters.

Noting that the White House was a no-smoking zone, Brokaw asked Obama, "Have you stopped smoking?"

"I have," Obama replied, smiling broadly. "What I said was that there are times where I have fallen off the wagon."

"Wait a minute," Brokaw interjected, "that means you haven't stopped."

"Fair enough," Obama said. "What I would say is that I have done a terrific job under the circumstances of making myself much healthier. You will not see any violations of these rules in the White House."

Obama was often observed on the presidential campaign trail chewing Nicorette gum, which helps ease the craving for nicotine. He has tried several times to quit.

The 47-year-old president-elect, who takes office on January 20, works out daily at the gym and sometimes plays basketball. His doctor said in May he was in excellent health, often jogged 3 miles a day and was fit to serve as U.S. president.

Website www.cigaraficionado.com says Gerald Ford, who served from 1974-77, was the last U.S. president to use tobacco on a regular basis. The White House no-smoking rule was imposed by former First Lady Hillary Clinton, now Obama's nominee for secretary of state.

Wow.  You guys elected a smoker?  If I were a gambling-bot, I'd wager he calls Hillary into the Oval Office, lights up a Newport Menthol, and blows the smoke in her face.

Re: Obama says he won't be smoking in White House

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:20 pm
by The President
And why shouldn't I? Who can resist a delicious Menthol to calm the nerves?



Besides, she's going to be blowing smoke up my ass. No reason she shouldn't get face full.

Re: Obama says he won't be smoking in White House

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:48 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
The interns are going to be the ones doing the smoking, if you knowwhatimean.... :heybaby:

Re: Obama says he won't be smoking in White House

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:09 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
Rollo Tomassi wrote:The interns are going to be the ones doing the smoking, if you knowwhatimean.... :heybaby:
If Michelle gets depressed, I'll have no choice but to console her. With my dick.

Re: Obama says he won't be smoking in White House

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:01 pm
by The President
Michelle is a liberal in every sense of the word. I've been lobbying for a hot young filipino intern, but Michelle, she likes the white girls. She likes to pull on their pigtails.

That reminds me, the Prez needs to buy himself a new digital camcorder for Christmas....MMMhmm

Re: Obama says he won't be smoking in White House

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:06 pm
by The Grin
Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:
Rollo Tomassi wrote:The interns are going to be the ones doing the smoking, if you knowwhatimean.... :heybaby:
If Michelle gets depressed, I'll have no choice but to console her. With my dick.
:thegrin:

Don't be encroaching on my turf. She's a mother. I'm a mother lover. I'll be doing the mother fucking.

:thegrin: