the vynsane asylum

Newsbot's story about Nicky D's reminded me again of this gem. So, we've all seen it, right? I don't need to post pictures of shit, do I?

To avoid pictures of shit, I'll say I've seen it. In truth, I haven't.

I never saw the whole thing. I haven't even thought of that movie since the early 90s.

C'mon, guys, that's a fucking classic! Easily one of the best movies ever fucking made!

I would've posted a link to a video, but it appears this is one that's banned from YouTube.

I was wrong.

Oh so wrong.

Yup, wrong.

First role we saw him in. (Though some fucktard added shitty music and captions, this is the only version of the scene I found.)

Unfortunately, most of the best stuff ain't there, but that's a taste.

fuckin' classic.

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!


SOUL GLOW!!!!!!!!!!!

"Good morning, America!"
"Hey, fuck you, asshole!"
"Yes! Fuck you, too!"

The best stuff in this movie has to be the barbershop scenes.

You ever see this, Ran?

"The royal penis is clean."

I don't remember that one.

First day of class in one of my engineering classes, my friend asked me if I remember Eddie Murphy character in this movie. I remember the character, but not much about the movie. He proceeded to tell me that our professor for that class is almost exactly like the character. He was right.

Did you wash (ha! typo, but I'm not fixing it!) it on basic cable? The bathers are topless, so they have to cut that bit out entirely.