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Namblaman found dead!
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:13 pm
by anarky
I don't know if I have the reality-altering powers of Uatu or Newsbot, but here's a shot:
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Vynsane.com forumite Namblaman was found dead today. He had choked on his own shit and fell into a giant blender, where he was pureed into this red goo. He won't be coming back.
Re: Namblaman found dead!
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:36 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
Was it a giant blender like the ones Batman used to have to deal with back in the 50's? One of those elaborate deathtraps conceived of by criminal masterminds? And if so, is that perhaps the case here? Did Louie the Lilac Perpantor leave some giant blender laying around?
Re: Namblaman found dead!
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:18 am
by Ran
Wow. Didn't see that coming.
Re: Namblaman found dead!
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:32 am
by Darth Vader
anarky wrote:I don't know if I have the reality-altering powers of Uatu or Newsbot, but here's a shot:
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Vynsane.com forumite Namblaman was found dead today. He had choked on his own shit and fell into a giant blender, where he was pureed into this red goo. He won't be coming back.
It was more of a Force Choke, then a Force Push into the giant blender. All too easy. 
Re: Namblaman found dead!
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:33 am
by Senor JabbaJohnL
What did we learn today, kids?
Characters who fuck your mothers, fathers, and pets are funny. Anything that fucks a kid is not.
The more you know.
Re: Namblaman found dead!
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:24 am
by Uatu the Watcher
You do not wield that power cosmic, Anarky. I, however, do. Behold!
Re: Namblaman found dead!
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:59 am
by Bizarro The Grin
aLAS, MY FRIENDS, WE HAVE LOST A VALUED MEMBER OF tHE gROUP. fOR i AM CERTAIN, BASED ON HIS MODUS OPERANDI, THAT nAMBLAMAN WAS NONE OTHER THAN bIZARRO bIZARRO bIZZARO tHE gRIN, wE KEPT HIM LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT FOR SO LONG, i GUESS HE FINALLY GOT OUT AND FOUND AN ORGANIZATION THAT ACCEPTED AND ENCOURAGED HIS DEPRAVITY. tHOUGH HE WAS DISGUSTING AND MADE US WANT TO VOMIT, WE WILL MOURN THE LOSS OF OUR bIZARRO-CUBED BROTHER.
i AM SO INCONSOLABLE, i THINK ONLY A RAMPAGE WITH dEVASTATOR FUCKING ALL YOUR PARENTS IN A MASSIVE ORGY OF SEXUAL PERVERSION CAN SOOTHE THE HOLE INSIDE ME. aND, TO CELEBRATE THE RECENT tARGETMASTER REISSUE OF dEVASTATOR WITH tHE gRIZ NOW TRANSFORMING INTO HIS bLAZING dILDO, IT SEEMS APPROPRIATE. iF YOU HAVE KIDS, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GREASE UP ALL YOUR ORIFICES, 'CAUSE THIS BIG FELLOW HAS A MASSIVE COCK AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE INJURED.
mONSIEUR tHE gRIP, IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO KICK US OFF!
Re: Namblaman found dead!
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:02 pm
by bIZZARO tHE gRIP
oH HO HO!! fORM LOS FEET Y LEGS!
Re: Namblaman found dead!
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:06 pm
by The Grip
Ah, mah Beezairo frien, you get ahead of yoursailf, non? Vee most follow zee time-honaired ordair, or zee five minutes of zee stock footage, zey do not work propairlah, non?
Actahvate zee intairlock! Zee dynathairms, zey are connected, non? Infracails up! Undt zee maigathrostairs, zey are go!!
Re: Namblaman found dead!
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:19 pm
by The Grin
Form arms and body!
Re: Namblaman found dead!
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:42 pm
by The Griz
Form blazing dildo!
Re: Namblaman found dead!
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:43 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
fUCK THE STOCK FOOTAGE, gRIPPY! tHIS IS A SPECIAL OCCASION!
aND i'LL FORM... THE ANUS!
