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Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:59 pm
by Namblaman
Are any of you fine fellows under the age of thirteen?
Re: Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:12 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
YES WHY?
YAY DOOSCHE! O YES O YES!
Re: Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:13 pm
by Disembodied Voice
PAGING MR. HANSEN. CHRIS HANSEN, PLEASE PICK UP THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE.
Re: Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:23 pm
by Namblaman
Awesome! I found this site while searching for "immature homos," and I have a feeling I'll be hanging around here for quite some time!
Re: Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:23 pm
by Double_G
Mother of Christ.
Re: Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:27 pm
by Perpantor
STOP WRITING YOUR TWISTED RANTS IN PURPLE!
WE OF THE PURPLE ARE SIMPLY NOT INTO THAT! CEASE AND DESIST IMMEDIATELY! OR I WON'T EVEN BOTHER WITH SOME SILLY PURPLE CARTOON CHARACTER, I'LL JUST FUCKING KILL YOU MYSELF, PERV!
THE DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!
ALL HAIL DOUCHE!!
THIS I COMMAND!!
Re: Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:29 pm
by Batman
This simply will... not... do. Although I am bound by the superhero code, which prohibits me from striking first, one of my... brothers is not.
Namblaman, did you realize that what you are talking about is considered statutory rape in all fifty states?
(That ought to do it.)
Re: Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:36 pm
by Grimlock
RRRAARRRRR!! Me Grimlock get text message that some fleshling use R-word! Me Grimlock here to kick butt!
Batman? You say R-word? Why Batman use R-word? Silly carbon-based Batman know word not acceptable. Me Grimlock called here because another moderator say th--
OH. MY. PRIMUS. ME GRIMLOCK HAVE NO WORD TO EXPRESS SHOCK.
NAMBLAMAN NOT WELCOME HERE! ME GRIMLOCK KICK BUTT!!
NAMBLAMAN BANNED!! RRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Re: Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:45 pm
by anarky
Namblaman wrote:I have a feeling I'll be hanging around here for quite some time!
Or not.
I've never been so glad to see that big metal piece of shit in my life. I come here and see that weirdo, and he's banned by the end of the thread. Good work, Grimlock. You're still a piece of shit, though.
Re: Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:46 pm
by Kup
GRIMLOCK'S NOT A PIECE OF SHIT. THAT TITLE BELONGS TO ME, JUNIOR!
Re: Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:56 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
That was the most excitement this place has seen in months!
Re: Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:00 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
That was fast.
Re: Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:32 pm
by Zaphod
this place smells like dirty diapers. i think namblaman left something behind.
Re: Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:20 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
The search engine for "immature homos" had me cracking up.

Re: Hey, everybody!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:34 pm
by Ran
I just did a search for "immature homos" and found
this. Couldn't read past the first page, but there was someone with the login of "anerky".