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Hasselhoff is in PAIN!!

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:37 am
by Newsbot

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Baywatch and Knight Rider star David Hasselhoff is being recreated as a playable character in PSN game PAIN.

His likeness, complete with posh tuxedo and Knight Rider suit (emblazoned with "The Hoff" on the back) will be downloadable from 6th November, according to the US PlayStation blog.

Hasselhoff, who admits he's not much of a gamer himself, is so thrilled with his new starring role he has recorded a new version of Culture Club's Do You Really Want To Hurt Me, which will be available as a download when the game hits stores. He'll sing as you thrash him around the Movie Studio area. He tells vynsanecom, "When they said they had the rights to the song, that really sold me." 

"The idea of 'hurting The Hoff' or 'hassling The Hoff' was just hysterical to me," Hasselhoff told People magazine, while struggling to eat a burger and singing down the Berlin Wall.

PAIN was released at the beginning of the year to decent reviews, and has been regularly updated throughout the year. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJnUo5XUknI

Re: Hasselhoff is in PAIN!!

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:12 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
Ohmigod. That is


(wait..wait.. I need to come up with a new word....)


Hasslehoffulsome!!! ( a combo of Hasslehoff and awefulsome)

Re: Hasselhoff is in PAIN!!

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:09 pm
by Chester A. Arthur
You know what else is in pain? My asshole. As if something were stuck in it. I'm rather curious as to what it could be.

Re: Hasselhoff is in PAIN!!

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:12 pm
by Bizarro Abe Lincoln
Chester, we all know you liked to invite everyone to spend time in your asshole every chance you got.

Re: Hasselhoff is in PAIN!!

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:17 pm
by James A. Garfield
You think having a newbie in your ass is painful? Try getting shot! By a Frenchmen! Or an Illinoisian with a French surname. Same diff. Am I right Abraham Lincoln looking guy? Am I right? Unless, maybe you didn't get shot. I don't know how the whole bizarro thing works. Other than you have intercourse with people who are related to other people.