Larry Flynt has crossed the line with his new porn video, Who's Nailin' Palin, which stars a Sarah Palin lookalike who rides more than snow machines.
The strict equal time provision means we will also see a porno of the Democratic candidate, Who's Ridin' Biden. The whole video takes place in Amtrak business class. Biden finds a sexy conductor, brings her to a sleeping car, then talks to her for 45 minutes about growing up in Scranton.
[vynsane.com junior intern Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A., contributed to this report.]
Oh, don'tcha know that masturbatin' is murder? I wanna create a culture of life in America, because of the economy, you know, and the terrorists who are pallin' around with Barack Obama, you betcha.
What's the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom?