New adult film about Vice Presidential candidate planned!

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New adult film about Vice Presidential candidate planned!

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Larry Flynt has crossed the line with his new porn video, Who's Nailin' Palin, which stars a Sarah Palin lookalike who rides more than snow machines.

The strict equal time provision means we will also see a porno of the Democratic candidate, Who's Ridin' Biden. The whole video takes place in Amtrak business class. Biden finds a sexy conductor, brings her to a sleeping car, then talks to her for 45 minutes about growing up in Scranton.

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I was disappointed to see that the acting in "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" is subpar. They should have gotten Tina Fey for it.

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Oh, don'tcha know that masturbatin' is murder? I wanna create a culture of life in America, because of the economy, you know, and the terrorists who are pallin' around with Barack Obama, you betcha.
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