the vynsane asylum

if i go there will be trouble. but if i stay it will be double.

i found you nuts while doing a search a few days ago. you wouldn't believe what i was searching for, so don't ask. you're making me laugh my nuts off. mind if it stick around, or is this an exclusive club? i promise to be good. except to you grimlock, you can suck my nuts. (just following the crowd.)

Oh, my. What to do, what to do?

For real, though, what were you looking for? We can believe a lot of crazy shit.

Oh, and only insult Grimlock when you're making a double post. You'll learn these things in time.

Welcome, Zaphod. I trust that Marvin the Paranoid Android will be registered soon.

Shit. Does this mean we're going to be destroyed by Vogons?

no, just their poetry.

can anyone give me the cliffs notes of what is going on with all these weird cartoon characters? are there people who just register cartoon characters for some reason?

wait, senor jabba autofellates? i had a friend in college who tried that. but he drowned in the pool because he had to have the bouyancy of the water to twist his body enough. very sad. he helped me on a lot of my tests. but then he died, and i had to repeat racketball because i failed the exam. so is it true that it tastes better if you drink pineapple juice first?

oh yeah, blow me, grimlock, you big fucking metal piece of dinoshit. what the fuck good is a disguise as a big fucking yellow robot dinosaur supposed to do?

Zaphod wrote:no, just their poetry.

can anyone give me the cliffs notes of what is going on with all these weird cartoon characters? are there people who just register cartoon characters for some reason?

No those are the actual characters. I know that sounds farfetched, but it's true. Much like your inexplicable discovery of this secret website, popular culture characters often just show up here and hang out.

It's very cool.

Zaphod wrote:can anyone give me the cliffs notes of what is going on with all these weird cartoon characters?

All will be explained if you click here and here.

Or maybe The Watcher will get off his lazy ass and answer you.

Fuck. I was in Amoeba last weekend looking for a Scorpions CD with that song on it and couldn't find it. And it ain't on itunes.

This looks like the cheapest way to get it.

Zaphod wrote:wait, senor jabba autofellates? i had a friend in college who tried that. but he drowned in the pool because he had to have the bouyancy of the water to twist his body enough. very sad. he helped me on a lot of my tests. but then he died, and i had to repeat racketball because i failed the exam. so is it true that it tastes better if you drink pineapple juice first?

Correction: I did in the past. Several years ago. But it's still a hot topic around here.

Wait, were you serious about that guy? Or is that from some show or something? If real, that's insane. If not, then that's still pretty fucked up.

no, that is what we call humor. but if it was true i'd still laugh my ass off and joke about it.

It sounded not quite right, but you're new here, so I wasn't sure. Bitch.