the vynsane asylum

Why are there so many of these?

Look up, say, "Grimlock." Instead of all the great scenes from the show and movie, the first page is full of morons reviewing the toys. Why? Do they think anyone gives a rat's ass?

It's like all the morons who try to copy the Angry Video Game Nerd, but without the humor. Or the morons who act out popular web videos or scenes from movies. Why? How much time do these fucktards have? And why are they wasting bandwidth on the interwebs with their moronicity?

Yeah, it really pisses me right the fuck off when I search the name of a toy on Youtube and get videos about the toy. Man, what bullshit.

I'm looking for a character, foo.

A bunch of morons reviewing a toy when no one cares is frightening. I hope they don't vote. I want ShamWow Carnie Guy to win. 'Cause you're just gonna spend $20 on paper towels, anyway.

I never expected a witness from the congregation to step forth from among you.