Proof God exists...with Kirk Cameron!

[Diabolical]

This isn't a youtube gem, its a fucking youtube diamond!


Oh sweet shit, where to begin?
Kirk Cameron?
The obvious (oblivious?) homosexuality?
A mother fucking banana?

[Ran]

Wow.

That's Monsterquest logic.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

That banana video is mind-bendingly retarded, but I still like this one.

When these kinds of people have to resort to these kinds of idiocy, it's enough to make your brain explode. Kind of like thinking you're a foreign policy expert because of the facts that your state is close to Russia and people from there have to fly over your state to get to the lower 48 . . .

[anarky]

Quite often, people do things that make me ashamed to say I believe in God.

Before some Bible-thumper who's never read it registers just to blast me for using the word "ashamed," I don't mean it in the sense that I am embarrassed by what I believe. I say it because I am embarrassed to be in any group these idiots are part of. If it makes you feel better, watching this video also makes me ashamed to be a man, a human, a mammal, a vertebrate, and a brunette.

And, yeah, I believe in evolution. Believing in a higher power doesn't negate common sense, nor does it require one to believe the literal interpretation of two conflicting creation stories that were slammed together during the Babylonian captivity to create a sense of cultural distinction from the Babylonians.

(Honest to God, over the centuries, people have tried to make sense of the fact that one account has man and woman created at one time, and the other has the man created first. They have come up with the idea that Eve was Adam's second wife. I am not making this up. This is a disturbingly common belief, though not among the evangelical Protestants who are normally the first to grasp onto stuff not actually supported by a single word in the Bible, like, say, the Rapture.)

[BumCake]

a dick fits perfectly in my vagina. God must really exist!

and if we open a jar of peanut butter, there is no life.

the facts just keep rolling in!

[vynsane]

i have nightmares about bananas every night, because there's just no accounting for how perfect it is for me to hold, peel, eat, chew, and digest. this man has only made me comfortable acknowledging it.

in my nightmares they run after me through a deserted city street yelling "god made us fit in your hand perfectly!!!!"

[Seven]

a dick fits perfectly in my vagina. God must really exist!

and if we open a jar of peanut butter, there is no life.

the facts just keep rolling in!

I MISS YOU!!!!! You cognitive nut.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

More Proof that god exists:

He made the black widow spider's pincers just long enough and sharp enough to pierce the skin of a human being. And he made human skin just soft and fleshy enough to not chip a black widow spider's pincer when she bites into it. What further proof do you need? God is beautiful people!!