There must be 5,000 ways to die...

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:51 pm

And I'll bet if someone asked you, you'd never guess "I'll probably die when I hit an elephant on the highway."

(Thread title courtesy of the band Nerf Herder)

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:59 pm

Even less likely you'd guess, "I'll die when the bus I'm riding on hits an elephant on the highway."

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:03 pm

...in Mexico.

Zaphod · Post by **Zaphod** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:25 pm

the bus hit the elephant because the elephant did not speak spanish and couldn't understand the horn.

Ringo Starr · Post by **Ringo Starr** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:56 pm

One time George Harrison and I bet Sonny Bono $500,000 (that was about £250,000 back in the day) that he couldn't give an elephant a blowjob. His response was that he had fucked Cher more than once. We all had a good laugh at that one. Then we used to $500,000 and paid the elephant trainer to kill his own pet and make us some delicious elephant steaks. I think George later got syphilis from Cher, but I may be getting my stories mixed up. Ah..anyway, the elephant steaks were delicious and I had a three way with some lovely birds from south London. Peace and love.

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