the vynsane asylum

Okay you bastards, I want details on what it's like to tag-team Sarah Palin. She's got at least 4 kids (and, I'll admit, there's a chance it's 5) so I'm sure you must have been there at least once.... can you give us any dirty details?

With that many kids you know she likes to fuck.

Are they all Todd's? That trailer trash hussy looks like she put in some "late hours" at work and had her own intern scandal.

She's sort of like your mom, but a little more gamy. It must be an Alaska thing. And what a rack. Since she's a politician, the only way to shut her up is to stick your cock in her mouth. Unfortunately, she isn't that good at giving head. That is probably why she has so many kids...her hubby ends up blowing his load in her cootch instead of in her mouth.

I understand we'll be having a mother-daughter combo here in the near future.

While the Grip is on vacation, I've been hitting the campaign trail almost as hard as I've been hitting Sarah Palin. To build on the unfavorable review given by the good Mr. Grin, her snatch smells like the short bus.

Cindy McCain, on the other hand... That, my friend, is what we call an ultra-cougar.

You know what? They edited me out of her reality show. I was banging her from behind while she was hunting moose. We timed it so I blew my load at the same time she pulled the trigger. I don't know why they wouldn't want that on TV.

:thegrin"