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Ah am going on zee vacacion!
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:52 am
by The Grip
Ah onlay get zee one veek evairah three years, so Ah am takeeng zee advantaige undt goingk to el Rock & Roll Hall of Zee Fame en Seattail, non? Undt zeen Ah am veeseeteeng mi aged grandmere in zee rolleeng hills of Europe. Ah know your mothairs zey vill miss me vhale Ah am gone, so Ah have deseegnaited un replacemahnt.
Een mah abscaince, Zee Green vill be aided bah mah entaireem replacemahnt, Monsieur Jeffrey Tambor. Senor Tambor he ees lookeeng forwaird to focking all your mothairs, ho-ho-ho-ho!
Re: Ah am going on zee vacacion!
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:02 am
by anarky
Awesome! My mom loved Arrested Development.
Re: Ah am going on zee vacacion!
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:10 am
by The Grin
Mr. Tambor, I look forward to working with you.
Re: Ah am going on zee vacacion!
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:04 pm
by The Grin
Ok, where is this guy? I've been busy fucking all these mothers, and this Tambor guy is nowhere to be found.
Re: Ah am going on zee vacacion!
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:00 pm
by anarky
I heard him with Mrs A last night. He's all work and no brag.
Re: Ah am going on zee vacacion!
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:23 pm
by The Griz
While making my canary-fucking rounds, I've seen that bald fucker slip in and out of a few houses (not to mention a few mothers).
Now if you'll excuse me, JJReason's pug has been begging for my four-foot cock all day long. I make that bitch look like a fucking kebab.
Re: Ah am going on zee vacacion!
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:44 pm
by Jeffrey Tambor
Sorry, guys. I've been a little busy lately.
Remember that NBC show I did, called "Twenty Good Years?" When I fuck your mother, that's how long her orgasm lasts.
Sorry, Grip, if it seemed like I was slacking. But quite the opposite! I'm quite new to this whole endeavor, but this woman called Slicker's Mom gives quite the hot carl!
Re: Ah am going on zee vacacion!
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:25 pm
by The Grin
Impressive.
Re: Ah am going on zee vacacion!
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:27 am
by The Grip
Oh ho, Ah am zee back!
Senor Tambor, Ah expect a wreetain raiport een zeese zread, detailing how you focked evairyone's mothair vhile Ah vas zee gone, non?
Re: Ah am going on zee vacacion!
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:20 pm
by Jeffrey Tambor
Welcome back, my friend! I'll get to that report as soon as I can. I just need to file my notes and wait to get the results to that AIDS test I took, then it's smooth sailing.