THE LUV GORU!!

movies are cool. here is a place to talk about how cool they are. or maybe how much they suck, sometimes. like that fucking piece of shit 'mac and me'. worst fucking movie ever, a two-hour ad for fucking coca-cola.

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THE LUV GORU!!

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THIS MOVIE LOOKES FUNNY, ALL MOST AS FUNNY AS WHAT HAPPENED IN VEGAS. THAT HARRY GUY SAYS HEY WHAT IS UP CUNT FACE, + THE BLACK DUDE SAYS WHAT U TALKIN BOUT I AINT NO CUNT FACE + THE HARRY DUDE HE SAYES HA HA I SAYED CANT! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! AND THAT MEENY ME IS IN IT TO HE IS SO FUCKING KEWL HE LOOKS LIEK A MONKEY WITCH IS WHY IT IS FUNNEY TO SEE HIM GET HIS BUT KICKED GOD DAM I HATE FUCKIN MUNKEYS!!! :x :x :x :x :x :x

ME + DELL ARE GOING 2 C THIS, WE HAEV A BET, FIRST 1 TO LAFF SUCKS THE OTHERS DICK, HA HA 1 OF US IS GETTIN A BLOW JOB IN THE FIRST MINNIT OF THIS MOVIE IT WILL BE FUNNY, I WILL PINCH MY NUTS SO I DONT LAFF FIRST THO, HA HA, GET REDDY TO EAT UP DEL!!

YAY DOOSH!!! OYES!!
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Hey i, saw this movie yesterday haha :P it was really, funny lol :lol: when the little, kid has the old mans head i almost blew my drink out my nose haha :shock: this movie was pretty, awsome but not as good as don't mess with zoolander lol :D
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This little piece of shit is already out on DVD, to absolutely no fanfare whatsoever. I saw it in Target a few days ago and thought, "No shit?" Same with Hulk, which I had no idea was already out.
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I saw it this week as well. I noticed Speed Racer and The Forbidden Kingdom both had what seem like marketing blitzes compared to this. And I saw one SR DVD commercial and three Forbidden Kingdom commercials.

Though I've not yet seen The Forbidden Kingdom, I'm wagering it's because the studios knew it and Speed did poorly at the box office but will make up for it on video, since they're good movies. And they realize The Love Guru is shit that only got green-lit because Michael Meyers was in it, and he used to be funny.
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