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I WOULD LIKE TO RECITE A POEM
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:03 pm
by Poet Smurf
THE BLUE SMURFS HAS COME OUT AND MADE HIS MOVE AGAINST THE BLACK SMURF AND THAT MUST STOP! THIS IS FOR ALL THE BLACK SMURFS OUT THERE! I WOULD LIKE TO DO A POEM CALLED "MY MEMBER!"
MY MEMBER IS BLACK
AS BLACK AS NIGHT
IT AM AN EBONY RHYTHM STICK
YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
HERE IT AM!
HERE IT AM!
IT AM AS BIG AS A FOURTEEN-POUND HAM!
Re: I WOULD LIKE TO RECITE A POEM
Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 2:38 am
by BumCake
That was so smurfing good. I wanna smurf you so hard. Smurf yeah. So smurfin' hard.
Re: I WOULD LIKE TO RECITE A POEM
Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 5:43 am
by kidhuman
Shut up you nigglet
Re: I WOULD LIKE TO RECITE A POEM
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 5:26 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
Ebony Smurf?
Re: I WOULD LIKE TO RECITE A POEM
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 5:56 pm
by mabudon
well, I've Smuffed a LOT of things pretty hard, but this is smurfing smurfery to the smurf, I smurfed my pants down right down to the Smurf and there's no Smurfiin' past that
can't smurf for everybody tho
Re: I WOULD LIKE TO RECITE A POEM
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:13 am
by RoIIo Tomassi
Happy 33rd Birthday, Poet Smurf!!
I've written you a birthday poem
Pansies are Purple
You don't have a cock
No junk in your trousers
They're just stuffed with a sock
Re: I WOULD LIKE TO RECITE A POEM
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:55 am
by Tom Foolery
It's Poet Smurf's 33rd Birthday (again)!
Here's a poem for the occasion.
Remember that time the Grin shaved your back?
And the Grip used your scrotum like a hackey sack?
Remember the Growl made dook on your bum?
And cyrusfan96 ate it up like a shark eats chum?
Remember when Grover Cleveland swatted your peener?
With a spatula he found in Chalmun's canteener?
Remember when Double G's Mom and Dad
Said you were the best ménage they've ever had?
Remember when Zero toasted your virility and health
And said you could have one free "Go Fuck Yourself?"
For all of these reasons and so many more
Snigtad told me to tell you "YORE A GAY FAGGIT HORE!!!!"
Re: I WOULD LIKE TO RECITE A POEM
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:50 pm
by jjreason
Touching, and by touching I mean in the manner that MrJJ touches himself with his mouth.
Re: I WOULD LIKE TO RECITE A POEM
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:02 pm
by anarky
Wait, I thought you were MrJJ.
So does that mean...?
A-ha! We've gone an autolingus confession!
Re: I WOULD LIKE TO RECITE A POEM
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:18 am
by Mister Roboto
jjreason wrote:Touching, and by touching I mean in the manner that MrJJ touches himself with his mouth.
It is interesting to note that the usage of phrases like 'that sucks' or 'that blows' or 'that sucks ass' are used disfavorably when describing the aesthetic value of something.
But the orginal acts these phrases are derived from, fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus, etc are usually things one finds enjoyable.
It is an interesting paradox unique to humanity. Something to think about.