LOS ANGELES - Roger Ebert hopes to make it to his annual namesake film festival this week despit--
Fuck it. I'm too shocked by how badly the guy looks in his latest photo to even post this story.
I'm not sure what's with the weird turtleneck (is that to cover surgical scars? I forget what health problems he's had lately), but he looks a lot like the Darth Malak figure from last year.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!