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Boners are awesome!

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:49 pm
by anarky
I have one. I got it from looking at a picture of peaches at another site. I can't help myself. He is so fucking hot. If you'll excuse me, I have to jack off now.

Re: Boners are awesome!

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:49 pm
by anarky
The fuck?

I just posted the entire motherfucking long-awaited Texas Story, and some dipshit mod edited it to be an unfunny boner joke?

Fuck!!!

o + i have a boner.

Re: Boners are awesome!

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:39 am
by jjreason
Please tell me Snigtad isn't on the MTS... I'll fucking quit you like Heath Ledger only wishes he could have quit Jake Gyllenhal, Vynnie. :frus: :frus: :frus: :frus: :frus: :frus: :frus: :frus: :frus: :frus:


o + i have a boner 2 they are kewl!!

Re: Boners are awesome!

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:09 pm
by anarky
This Boner is awesome. Well, not really. No boner is awesome, but I suppose he's the closest to awesome any boner has ever been.

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Re: Boners are awesome!

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:32 pm
by anarky
The Joker gieves me a boner.

Re: Boners are awesome!

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:32 pm
by anarky
DAMN YOU, JOKER! STOP EDITING MY POSTS!!

Re: Boners are awesome!

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:48 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
hey look at my boner it is really big and bonery hahahaha + i like 2 put my lips on bonerz!

Re: Boners are awesome!

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:00 pm
by The Joker
anarky wrote:DAMN YOU, JOKER! STOP EDITING MY POSTS!!
Me??? But I was sitting in Gordon's cage! I didn't edit your posts. That's too big of a plan for me. Do I really look like a guy with a plan? The cops have plans, the mob has plans. Me, I'm just a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't even know what to do with one if I caught it!

Re: Boners are awesome!

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:44 pm
by Jargo
I like boners. Exspecially American ones.

Re: Boners are awesome!

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:01 pm
by Double_G
Jargo wrote:I like boners. Exspecially American ones.

i put jargo's nuts in my mouth i look like a squirell + boners are grate oyes!!

Re: Boners are awesome!

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:07 pm
by Double_G
Oh my god! Fucking haxxors!

Oh, by the way, suck my boner, Grimlock.

Re: Boners are awesome!

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:52 am
by BumCake
What I wouldn't give for someone to slide their boner down my trachea. It's been a long time.

Re: Boners are awesome!

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:18 am
by unlimitedpudding
Keep your boners out of my pudding.

Re: Boners are awesome!

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:45 pm
by The Joker
BumCake wrote:What I wouldn't give for someone to slide their boner down my trachea. It's been a long time.
Well, hel-lo, beautiful! You look nervous. Is it the scars? Wanna know how I got 'em? So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I oughta smile more often. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day they carve her face. We had no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So...I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!

Re: Boners are awesome!

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:50 pm
by anarky
BumCake came on to the Joker. Not many people can claim that. Not even Barbara Gordon.