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Hulk 2

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:00 pm
by anarky
Man, if everything we've heard didn't sound like enough shit, check this out.
Story details are as follows:

Character roll call: Bruce Banner, Blonsky (crazed soldier turned Abomination), General Ross, Betty Ross, Dr. Samson (Betty’s live-in boyfriend), Dr. Sterns (a cellular biologist trying to help Bruce) and Major Kathleen ‘Kat’ Sparr (Ross’s right-hand woman).

In the opening sequence, we find a man (unknown to the reader but it’s presumably Bruce Banner) walking in snow, surrounded by snow. He slouches to his knees, gun in his hand, attempting suicide. The trigger is pulled but a flash of green stops the bullet flat and it falls to the ground.

Fast forward 5 years. Banner is in Brazil working at a bottling plant staying under the radar in hiding. Living a quite, invisible, life Banner is searching for exotic flowers that he believes will help destroy the gamma radiation in his blood to end the struggle he’s lived with for the past 5 years. He tries desperately to always remain calm through the use of mediation and a pulse monitor.

Banner has a funny little run in with some Brazilian heavies who are harassing a lady co-worker. Due to Banner’s poor handle on the Portuguese language his threats aren’t threats at all, they are actually funny lines that cause the heavies to pull a WTF? Luckily Bruce stays calm enough to make it through.

While working, Bruce is cut and a drop of his blood falls into one of the bottles that gets shipped out for sale. A woman in Minnesota drinks the juice and almost dies. The gamma is detected in her blood and this alerts the military, General Ross in particular and Cabot. They organize a team, headed up by Blonsky, to find where the drink was bottled and to apprehend a white man in the area.

The team finds Banner in bed, but he is smarter and quicker than they think and he leads them on a chase around town. Coincidentally the same heavies who had a run-in with Banner earlier are out drinking and join in the chase to beat Banner’s ass. It doesn’t take long for the Hulk to rear his ugly greenish grey head and basically crush everything and everyone (literally) in his path. He escapes to smash another day. Banner heads back to the States to find help through Dr. Sterns, striving to put right what once went wrong, within himself and with Betty.

Upon arriving in the States, Banner heads to his old stomping grounds, back to where it all began, to get his data and find Dr. Sterns. Instead, he finds Betty. He quickly leaves out the back door of a restaurant when she sees him, but she chases after him until he agrees to come over to her house to talk.

After talking with Betty and her live-in boyfriend Samson, Betty is driving Bruce to the bus station, on the way he wants to stop back at the university. Big mistake, the military and General Ross finds him and a big battle ensues. Betty is injured (Hulk saves her) and they finds themselves on the run together.

In the meantime, Blonsky was crushed by Hulk, but due to the super soldier wacky sauce he’s been shooting up he heals and is stronger than ever. Ross shoots him up a little more to make sure he’s strong enough for another round with Hulk.

They head to New York to find Dr. Sterns. He has developed an “anti-dote” of sorts for Bruce that works to bring him back to normal during a “flare up.” Unfortunately, Ross and his men catch up with them and Bruce and Betty are taken into custody. Blonsky has his own ulterior motives and makes Sterns shoot him up with the super gamma serum he’s developed from Bruce’s blood. This turns him into Abomination and he begins to destroy the city.

The only one who can stop him is Bruce…Ross agrees. Monster on Monster action ensues!
Forget the shitty writing in the synopsis above. WTF is this crap? Bruce is looking for a flower that will cure years of genetic experimentation compounded by gamma radiation?

He bleeds into a bottle of juice and a woman drinks it and is almost killed by the radioactivity? (And, yet, the radioactivity went undetected until that point?)

They find him in Brazil, so he just decides to head back to the US for no apparent reason?

And then it just gets so stupid that everything else has been warmup?

Wow. This movie is going to suck balls. And they have the fucking nerve to bitch about the first one. I really hope Ang Lee kicks them in the nuts, beats them senseless with his Oscars, and says, "I'm Ang Lee, bitch!"

Re: Hulk 2

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:23 pm
by Diabolical
I knew Hulk 2 would eat cock.

Re: Hulk 2

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:48 pm
by mabudon
me too
who knows tho, I kind of like the sound of that stuff, if it's only a few minutes worth in that "sketch", that is

Re: Hulk 2

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:52 pm
by Diabolical
Your opinion doesn't count - you saw Transformers twice.



:beard:

Re: Hulk 2

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:08 pm
by Zero
This one has nothing to do with first one. It's a brand new "first one".

Halfway through, Zero shows up from the future, beats Hulk and Abomination both, teabags Betty, then hunts down Jennifer Conelly and has lots of sex and babies with her. And then more sex. Looks awesome!!

Re: Hulk 2

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:10 pm
by Zero
Just read the second draft. They cut out all the Zero stuff. This movie is gonna suck.

Re: Hulk 2

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:15 pm
by mabudon
Point taken RB :mabs:

Re: Hulk 2

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:42 pm
by Double_G
Zero wrote:This one has nothing to do with first one. It's a brand new "first one".
It sounds more like a spiritual sequel, like "Superman Returns".

This may not be the final plot. Remember reading the original X3 plotline that involved Wolverine fucking Storm? That never happened. These advanced plot summaries are always questionable.

Re: Hulk 2

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:16 pm
by anarky
No, Brett Ratner fucked us all out of the cost of a ticket.

Re: Hulk 2

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:12 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
I JUST RAN OUTSIDE AND MONED THE NEABORS AND WHEN HE SAYED WHY DID U MOON ME ROBIN I SAYED I AM THE HULK NIGGA!!A

Punisher/Hulk sequ...reboots

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:48 pm
by Diabolical
I'm not really looking forward to either of these movies - especially now (that new Hulk trailer really looked terrible - as do the Punisher pics).

But the thing that is bugging me about these movies is the way they keep going about saying they are not sequels.
Not sequels, eh?

Then why does the Hulk, which starts with Bruce in Brazil - right where Ang Lee's Hulk left off! Director Louis Leterrier says:
We pick him up in the movie when he’s in Brazil and he’s trying to keep the monsters at bay, literally.
Then there is The Punisher - they are using almost the same version of the skull, a design that was created for the 2004 flick! There is some minor tweaking, but Joe Average isn't going to notice.
http://www.punishermovie.com/

Brilliant ways to separate these flicks from the previous ones.
Make up your fucking mind idiots.

Re: Punisher/Hulk sequ...reboots

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:16 pm
by Sleazer
Ray Stevenson's gonna make a great Punisher ! :21B:

Re: Punisher/Hulk sequ...reboots

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:03 am
by Double_G
Not better than Tom Jane.

Re: Punisher/Hulk sequ...reboots

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:25 am
by anarky
What the fuck is he wearing, a goddamned armored turtleneck? Huh?

They both look really bad. I hate saying that at certain sites that will remain nameless. You can indeed get a feel for a movie based upon advance information. It could be a wrong conclusion you draw, but, in these cases, I'm drawing the conclusion that I don't want to spend money on either of these.

It's a little pathetic, really. Marvel came out of the gate swinging with the latest batch of superhero movies. The Blade series is good overall (especially the first). The first two Spider-Man and X-Men movies are, no question, four of the best. Hulk was, I don't care what anyone says, an awesome movie that didn't go for the obvious lowest common denominator of a big green guy busting stuff for two hours.

There were a few missteps along the way, sure. You can't argue that Daredevil, Elektra, Punisher, and the Fantastic Four movies weren't on the same level of the first Spidey and X-Men movies.

But now, sigh. We can disagree on Spidey 3, but I thought it stunk. X3 stunk worse, if you overlook the whole "What the fuck, Raimi? How'd you do the first two and follow them up with that shitty #3 yourself?" aspect of Spidey 3. I didn't have to see Ghost Rider to tell how bad it was.

And now, total reboots. Why even reboot Punisher? As much as I don't like it, I can see them wanting to reboot Hulk. But Punisher? Why?

And I still can't respect Avi Arad and his crew after his "Hulk 2 won't be like Hulk. It's going to be good" comment. Fuck, I'm not kidding when I say I'd give my left nut to see Ang Lee beat the shit out of him with his Oscar statues.

Re: Punisher/Hulk sequ...reboots

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:55 am
by Sleazer
Two Gees, I'm not looking for Ray Ray to be better than Jane, for Tom Jane is the Mack Daddy and I loved his performance. Stevenson's gonna be great ALSO, I think. :yeaha:

'Nark, Ang Lee won those Oscars for making GOOD movies like Brokeback Mountain, not that dump he took in his private bathroom and filmed under the title of "The Hulk." :lolz burrrrrrrrrn: