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Posted: **Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:38 pm**

NEW YORK - "Saturday Night Live" has replaced a flu-ridden Janet Jackson with another diva: Mariah Carey.

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Carey, 37, will fill in for Jackson on the March 15 "SNL" telecast, NBC announced Wednesday.

Jackson, 41, was scheduled to perform live Saturday night in support of her latest album, "Discipline," which was released last month. The singer's publicist, Patti Webster, said Tuesday she dropped out because she has the flu and "needs some time to get better."

Carey's latest album, EMC2, arrives April 15.

There is no confirmation as to whether Justin Timberlake will do a new version of his famous "Dick in a Box" song, culminating in his ripping off Mariah's top. This reporter hopes he will. This reporter would suck those titties until a certain mooing vynsane.com forumite came home.

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:02 pm**

That is really insensitive to mention the cow who, as far as we know, has been murdered by the vynsane.com's resident serial killer, or at least been rendered into dinner at Wendy's.

I used to think you were okay, but now I think your pretty much a bitch.

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Mariah fills in for sick Janet on 'SNL'!!

Mariah fills in for sick Janet on 'SNL'!!

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