Who likes to get Lost?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:29 pm

Fuck this Desparate Housewives shit. J.J.Abrhams one two punch on ABC Wednesday is the place to be. Lost and Alias spank ass. They already got the first eight seasons of Lost mapped out, viewership and revenue permitting ( meaning if it doesn't get cancelled...)

So who do you think is gonna die in the season finale?

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:48 pm

I don't know what it is about the show, but I both cannot STAND it and have been oddly compelled to watch it every time I accidentally flip past it...

I just hate the way every single character on the plane has huge volumes of "racy" backstory.. how come none of them are dull as dirt homemakers or whatever ?? (I'm sure there's a good reason, I just don't know it)

Bizarro Snigtad Flornbi · Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:29 pm

I for one simply cannot fathom the appeal of television in general, and of this programme in particular. Whatever happened to the halcyon days of youth, when children played around the maypole, and adults wrote long, intimate letters by candlelight? They have sadly been decimated by the mind-numbing effects of MTV.

Why do I hate this particular programme so? I say, it is because of the rather scrappy-looking actor who portrayed a Hobbit in the recent Lord of the Rings motion pictures. Motion pictures are for the lazy, and especially when based upon such crude children's stories as Lord of the Rings.

I recommend to you all: turn off the television, ride a bicycle, and play the lute under the windows of local lasses. You shall be amazed at the difference merely avoiding the so-called "idiot box" will make upon your life in a few scant days.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:08 am

Genius.

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:12 pm

i got lost one time and i was scared and finally the cops found me and took me home

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:12 pm

i did not like being lost by the way

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:18 pm

That's too bad, as I was hoping you'd get lost from here. Maybe once the Thing uses his big rough fist to sand out your asshole until it's a foot in diameter you'll learn to like getting lost.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri May 05, 2006 11:10 am

Holy sweet jesus fuckballs!!! Does anyone besides me watch this?? I cannot fucking believe the ending to this weeks episode!!!!

The Ghost of Lemmys Warts · Fri May 05, 2006 1:03 pm

It's May, man, Lost is all about kicking us in the balls each week until it's over.

Can't wait to see an explanation for what the fuck happened to Michael while he was off for a good part of the season.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:54 am

it puts that secret e-mail exchange he had with "Walt" into a whole new perspective. What was actually said, written, and done? Again, I must say Holy Sweet Jesus fuckballs. Because I'm still in shock.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:30 am

My wife was watching some sort of recap episode last night, and this looked even shittier and more farfetched than the little bit I'd seen before. So there are about 50,000 people on this island, divided into various camps, and they have to push a button every 100 seconds to keep the world from ending? WTF? And every week there's a guest star who gets stranded but manages to escape without taking any castaways? Wait, that's a much better show.

I couldn't help but wonder two things: 1) How the fuck do these idiots stay clean shaven, and 2) Who the fuck watches this shit?

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:31 am

anarky wrote:I couldn't help but wonder two things: 1) How the fuck do these idiots stay clean shaven, and 2) Who the fuck watches this shit?

And where the fuck are the Harlem Globetrotters?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:07 pm

They're fucking kicking it old school style with Scooby.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:23 pm

anarky wrote:They're fucking kicking it old school style with Scooby.

I'm surprised there's room for them in the Mystery Machine with Batman & Robin, Don Knotts, Jonathan Winters, Phyliss Diller, and Mama Cass back there.

Damn, that sound like the world's nastiest orgy...

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:34 pm

Diabolical wrote:
anarky wrote:They're fucking kicking it old school style with Scooby.
I'm surprised there's room for them in the Mystery Machine with Batman & Robin, Don Knotts, Jonathan Winters, Phyliss Diller, and Mama Cass back there.

Damn, that sound like the world's nastiest orgy...

Shouldn't the Three Stooges robots be on that list? From now on, Phyliss Diller and "orgy" should never be used in the same sentance.

My wife and I almost never watch the same TV shows. When Lost primiered, she was recording 2 other shows in one room, so she watched Lost in the bedroom while I was on the computer. I wasn't really paying attention, but from the little I saw, I was suprised this show lasted the whole season.