TOKYO (Reuters) - An American serviceman was arrested for trespassing this week after turning up at a high school in Japan dressed in a girl's uniform and a long wig, local police said.
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Twenty-six-old Nick Hamlin told police he had bought the uniform over the Internet and put it on to take a stroll near the school in Saitama, north of Tokyo, on Wednesday, the daily Asahi Shimbun said. He said he found matching panties in a vending machine.
When students standing outside the gates started to scream at the sight of him, he dashed inside the school grounds, hoping to blend in with the crowds of teenagers, the paper said.
They also screamed, forcing the man to flee, losing his wig in the process. A school clerk pursued him and stopped him at a nearby riverbank, the paper said.
Police confirmed the arrest of the man in school uniform and wig but declined to give further details.
He said he found matching panties in a vending machine.
I swear, man. Tokyo is always one step ahead. Clever fucking devils. Panties in vending machines? SHIT, MAN! Japan is one worthy fucking adversary. We've got to kick it up a notch. We should have like douche dispensers. Oh wait, we already have those. I call him Alec Baldwin. Fuckin douche dispenser.
I don't think you'd want the same panty machines they have here. They've got 'em alright but they're actually soiled or used panties. These Japanese have a weird fetish for it...
