the vynsane asylum

Just making that announcement...I'm on a 6 month dry spell.

Kinda sucks.

That does suck, but 6 months ain't shiiiit. I won't even divulge how long my spell is, but it is longer than 6 months.

Unless his luck has recently changed, Rollo has y'all turkeys both beat.

Really ? I thought Rollo was married or something...

Also, the last two times I did it, it was unprotected. No pulling out either, but that's a different story.

Those were the best days, the 5 days after my ex-girlfriend's period. No connies, no pull out, no pregnancy, no nothing. Just the glory days, the salad days...*



*These days do not apply to all girls.

Now you've got me teared up remembering the glory days.


Well there was one pretty good makeout / groping session a few months ago (it was in a public place, JimJam was an unfortunate witness to those deeds) but yeah...I miss the good ol' days.

*pats Sleazer on the back*

There, there...

Don't get too close Yuke...I might try to fuck you outta desperation.

Fuck you all. I'm in an 18-year dry spell.

But, god willing, it will be over soon . . .

You cant have a dry spell for something you have never done.

He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

Rogue II wrote:He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

Kind of sick, but true.

How unfortunate. All yous guys not getting any action, while I'm over here getting TONS of ass from my Clive Owen cardboard cut-out and pine cone on a stick.

But at this very moment, my lady hole is being occupied by a tampon in the shape of Clive Owen's finger, so my pine cone will have to wait 3-7 days for entry.

If it's any consolation, there's a hole in my body for each of you. Tiny, small, needle-sized holes. Called pores.