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Senor JabbaJohnL
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Headphones

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When I'm listening to music, it seems like people just have to strike up a motherfucking conversation. Either do it before I put on the headphones or wait until they come off. I cannot hear you when they are on. Clearly you have nothing important to say. Kindly shut the fuck up and let me listen to my music, since I obviously want to hear that instead of you.

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I'll keep that in mind.
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Thank you.
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So, if there's an emergency one of us needs to tell you about, I assume you'd want us to wait to tell you until you're done listening to Queen, right?
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Yeah, what if there is a spider on your head?
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Isnt headphones a scalper from L.A.?
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Yes, Queen is more important than spiders.

This rant was inspired by the fact that, in two separate classes, two separate people have taken to talking to me when I'm listening to my stuff. It's never anything remotely important that can't wait 15 fucking minutes.
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Wait, aren't you not supposed to be listening to A Kind of Magic during Biology?
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