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hAPPY bIRTHDAY, cAPTAINsOLO1138!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:04 am
by Bizarro The Grin
mE AND bIZZARO tHE gRIP ARE GOING TO HOLD A REAL WINGDING FOR YOU, MY FRIEND! yEP, A REAL SHEBANG. wE'RE TALKING no holes barred!! yOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT!
hAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
hAPPY bIRTHDAY TO YOU
i KNOW YOU CAN'T ANSWER ME
'cAUSE MY DICK'S IN YOUR MOUTH!
Re: hAPPY bIRTHDAY, cAPTAINsOLO1138!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:08 am
by bIZZARO tHE gRIP
oH HO HO, FELIZ CUMPLEANOS, mEESTER CAPITAN ESOLO!!!
hAPPY BIRTHDAY A YOU
hAPPY EBIRTHDAY TO YOU
ah JUST MADE ZEE SVEET AMORE TO YOUR PAPA
nOW aH WEEL CUM EN YOUR BACK EDOOR.
tHAT EES GOOD, NO?
Re: hAPPY bIRTHDAY, cAPTAINsOLO1138!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:09 am
by Diabolical
Re: hAPPY bIRTHDAY, cAPTAINsOLO1138!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:10 am
by Bizarro The Grin
hEY, cAPPY!
i'VE GOT THE CAR BATTERY AND THE ALLIGATOR CLIPS READY TO ATTACH TO YOUR NIPPLES, SCROTUM, AND ANUS. jUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.
aND THAT'S A BIG CAKE WE'VE GOT FOR YOU. i WONDER IF MAYBE ANY bIZZAROS ARE GOING TO JUMP OUT OF IT NAKED! i WONDER MORE, THOUGH, WHY THAT ICING IS SO STICKY.
Re: hAPPY bIRTHDAY, cAPTAINsOLO1138!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:14 am
by bIZZARO tHE gRIP
tHAT NO ES THE ICING. tHAT ES ME ESPICY SALSA MUY MUY FRESCA OUT OF ZEE ASS DEL cAPTAINSOLO'S RUMP! aH NO WANT TO ETELL YOU HOW EET GOT THERE.
Re: hAPPY bIRTHDAY, cAPTAINsOLO1138!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:40 am
by Sleazer
I hope you have a shitty birthday.
A real dumpfest devoid of any enjoyment.
Re: hAPPY bIRTHDAY, cAPTAINsOLO1138!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:42 am
by Double_G
Have a cake on me:
Re: hAPPY bIRTHDAY, cAPTAINsOLO1138!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:46 am
by Ran
Best placement of sprinkles....ever.
Re: hAPPY bIRTHDAY, cAPTAINsOLO1138!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:46 am
by Bizarro The Grin
Sleazer wrote:I hope you have a shitty birthday.
A real dumpfest devoid of any enjoyment.
iT'LL BE A REAL DUMPFEST, ALL RIGHT! bUT THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF ENJOYMENT, ESPECIALLY FROM bIZZARO tHE gRIP AND i AS WE TAKE TURNS SHITTING INTO EACH OF HIS ORIFICES. aND FROM THE FAMILY OF SQUIRRELS WE'RE RELEASING INTO HIS RECTUM.
Double_G wrote:Have a cake on me:
nO, HE'S HAVING A CAKE ON me. hE'S EATING IT RIGHT OFF MY BIG, BLACK DICK.
Re: hAPPY bIRTHDAY, cAPTAINsOLO1138!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:54 am
by Sleazer
Double_G wrote:Have a cake on me:
That's a really pretty owl cake.
HOOT. HOOT.
Re: hAPPY bIRTHDAY, cAPTAINsOLO1138!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:03 am
by Antropov
Awwwwwww. You guys are so sweet! BFF! And thanks for the cake. I'll see if Mrs. Mabs can work it into some more pictures.
Re: hAPPY bIRTHDAY, cAPTAINsOLO1138!
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:34 am
by Bizarro The Grin
tHAT WAS AMAZING HOW YOU GUZZLED A QUART OF bACARDI 151 IN BETWEEN BLOWING bIZZARO tHE gRIP AND ME. tHE THROWING UP WASN'T ALL THAT COOL, ESPECIALLY WITH THAT THING IN IT. wHAT WAS IT? nOODLES? cHEETOS? tHE EXTRA-LARGE CONDOM YOU SUCKED COMPLETELY OFF MY BIG, BLACK DICK AN HOUR EARLIER? iN ANY CASE, WE'RE ALL JUST LUCKY THAT bIZZARO tHE gRIP HAS A VOMIT FETISH. hE ATE THAT PUKE UP LIKE IT WAS kRAFT dINNER AND HE WAS A cANUCK!
wE'VE STILL GOT ABOUT FIFTEEN HOURS TO GO, OLD BEAN! aND THERE'S STILL A FEW COMBINATIONS OF EXTREMITIES AND HOLES WE'VE NOT TRIED YET. gET READY FOR THE FATHERFUCKING OF YOUR LIFE!
iS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD QUICKLY HAVE YOUR BRAIN REMOVED FOR AN HOUR OR SO? i'D LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO SKULLFUCK YOU, BUT i UNDERSTAND IT CAN CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE IN THE LIVING. oF COURSE, IF YOU'RE GAME, SO AM i!
