I'm tasty bacon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a place to discuss my "ongoing" series of rants and raves on my rants/raves page... so far, it's not too ongoing, but i will probably be adding more soon...

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I'm tasty bacon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hi cyber-bags-of-douche (specifically anarky), I almost re-registered for a third go-round here but then remembered the password/email combo for Sleazer so he has been re-animated from his cyber-corpse like state.

Anyway, Word. Someone post here so I feel wanted...needed...desired...
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I'd like to dedicate "I want you to want me" by Cheap Trick to Sleazer.
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I want to dedicate "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D to you, Sleaze.
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You remembered the Sleazer password? You made all of, what, five posts under that name? :)

Welcome aboard, again.
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I did, yes indeed I did recall the password...hey that's still more posts than the TWO made under the Caesar name. Shit, I tried prompting a password reset for the Caesar username but none of my 4 email addresses worked so I don't even know how I signed up 5/6 years ago? What a loser.

Okay we have the bacon part outta the way but do youse guyz think I'm being a lil cunty by wishing I was still Caesar ? I dunno, the prestige of that 2002 registration date is alluring. I can't get that out of my head. It haunts me.
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maybe Vyn can reset your password. I don't think he'll ban you for having multiple log ins.
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can he reset my penis having just visited the Corn section ? :shock:
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Yeah, I know. Funny what kind of stuff gets posted here.
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What up, Cae?
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND A FORMAL INVITATION TO JOIN THE SCIONS OF DOUCHE.


ALL HAIL DOUCHE! O YES!!
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
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GOD DAM IT SHURE SMELS GAY IN HEAR!!

O YES!!

YAY DOOSH! O YES!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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SNIGTAD YOU ASSHOLE.

YOU'LL SCARE HIM OFF WITH YOUR INCESSANT COCK CRAVING.

GO BACK TO YOUR FUDGE CHUGGING SEMINAR.
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
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