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Hey Gents
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:12 pm
by Seven
First off, thanks for the invite here, it is much appreciated! Second, I hope you don't mind a girl taggin' along? Although I have been known to be more disgusting than most men *farting as I'm typing. I promise, I'll be just like one of the guys!
Third, just browsing over the topics, this IS going to be FUN FUN FUN!
I'm going directly to the "leetrature" section and post my most recent reads. I saw that topic and I about shit a brick! Exciting!
Re: Hey Gents
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:07 am
by Batman
Welcome... Deoxyribonucleic. New members are always... welcome here. Just behave, or the Bat-Ban Stick falls quite quickly here. Ah, I joke. Too many run-ins with my archfoe The Joker will do that to you. A little levity... is always what the doctor ordered.
I presume from your name you are familiar with the work of Drs. Watson and Crick. I will keep a Bat-Eye on whatever laboratory you call home. Such an obvious genetic scientist as yourself... can never be... too careful.
I will have to ask the gentlemen here that, as this is no longer an exclusive gentlemen's club, please mind your Bat-P's and... Bat-Q's. There is now a member of the fairer sex present, and the language must be... toned down.
Thank you, citizens.
Happy posting, Dr. Deoxyribonucleic.
Re: Hey Gents
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:19 am
by Seven
Batman wrote:
I will have to ask the gentlemen here that, as this is no longer an exclusive gentlemen's club, please mind your Bat-P's and... Bat-Q's. There is now a member of the fairer sex present, and the language must be... toned down.
Thank you, citizens.
NO no no, that's what I was affraid of! Please do NOT change a thing! One of the reasons I came here is because Kidhuman told me it's a place to be yourself and believe you me, I curse worse than any sailor around! Thanks Mom
Honestly, I'm just one of the guys, perhaps it's because I sleep with chicks too BOOOYAH!
As I was perusing the threads, I noticed lots of "shits", "fucks", "pussy's" and the like and I said to myself "This is my kinda place!"
Thanks for the welcome Batman and I promise to watch my p's and q's and my complimentary A's, T's, G's and C's budummdumm
Heil Watson and Crick
Re: Hey Gents
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:24 am
by anarky
Hola. What up, yo.
Don't mind Batman. He's the 60s Adam West version. There'd be a lot less trouble with morons (cough, cough, Snigtad) if we had the badass Batman Begins version as a moderator.
To get you up to date, uh, we were all acting stupid here and then this idiot Snigtad Flornbi came along and started posting dumb shit, and vyn had to hire a bunch of fictional characters as mods, then a guy named Doctor Douche came along, and Action Online took over, and then Louie the Lilac turned everything purple, and, eh, who the hell knows anymore?
Re: Hey Gents
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:35 am
by Ran
Yeah, we certainly do have some strange characters around here.
Re: Hey Gents
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:37 am
by The Grin
Re: Hey Gents
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:29 am
by The Grip
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Re: Hey Gents
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:08 am
by kidhuman
Welcome aboard D. Maybe you can finally convince Caesar to pop his head in here also.
Re: Hey Gents
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:32 am
by Zero
I HAVE NOTHING TO ADD.
THESE INSIPID MORONS HAVE SAID IT ALL.
EXCEPT...ALL HAIL DOUCHE!! O YES!
Re: Hey Gents
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:15 am
by vynsane
AWESOME! welcome to the dirtiest rest-stop bathroom on the information superhighway.
Re: Hey Gents
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:54 am
by remainsafetus
Finally, SOMEONE who hates the prequels and George LucASS as much as I do.
Fucking Midichlorians and Qui-Gon.
Re: Hey Gents
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:26 pm
by Newsbot
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Welcome!
As head of the news team here at vynsane.com, I am personally in charge of providing you with the most useless news and features on, well, it doesn't matter, does it, as you'll be ignoring the stories while you drink your coffee.
I am equipped with a Sappho Pleasuretron 69 processor, and have recently been upgraded with the brand new female-centric Foster J0D1 cunning linguistics subroutines. I look forward to serving you.
Re: Hey Gents
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:28 pm
by jjreason
Deoxyribonucleic wrote: I promise, I'll be just like one of the guys!
Just like one of the guys who has erotic lesbian encounters with her foxy ladyfriends? Sweet.
Re: Hey Gents
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:15 pm
by Amy
Hey another, girl cool lol
oh, yeah did you ever get those figures I, sent you?
it has been a few, years so I think they should be their by now lol
Re: Hey Gents
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:38 pm
by Rocco Hugeloin
jjreason wrote:Deoxyribonucleic wrote: I promise, I'll be just like one of the guys!
Just like one of the guys who has erotic lesbian encounters with her foxy ladyfriends? Sweet.
Heeeeeey, alright! I bin in a couple of scenes wit two chicks at once. Have youse evuh considered working in duh biz?
