The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2007

[Santa Claus]

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

A boot in the ass of that faggot Double_G.

[Double_G]

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

A boot in the ass of that faggot Double_G.

What's with you, fat tits? Busy at the North Pole? Or are you just mad because The Grin is penetrating Mrs. Claus?

[Santa Claus]

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Mrs Funtime's saucy pussy

And a boot in the ass of that faggot Double_G.

[Santa Claus]

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Three Jack Sparrows,

Mrs Funtime's saucy pussy,

And a boot in the ass of that faggot Double_G.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

What in the fuck are you planning on doing with those Jack Sparrows, exactly?

Sick fuck.

[Santa Claus]

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Four Twiki ballkicks,

Three Jack Sparrows,

Mrs Funtime's saucy pussy,

And a boot in the ass of that faggot Double_G.

[Santa Claus]

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

DNA's infamous thong,

Four Twiki ballkicks,

Three Jack Sparrows,

Mrs Funtime's saucy pussy,

And a boot in the ass of that faggot Double_G.

[Santa Claus]

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Six warts on The Grin's penis,

DNA's infamous thong,

Four Twiki ballkicks,

Three Jack Sparrows,

Mrs Funtime's saucy pussy,

And a boot in the ass of that faggot Double_G.

[The Grin]

For the record, those aren't warts. They are part of a new rubber-french tickler hybrid that is ribbed for her pleasure...unless you wear it inside out.

[Santa Claus]

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Nude pics of Snigtad from his perverted uncle

Six warts on The Grin's penis,

DNA's infamous thong,

Four Twiki ballkicks,

Three Jack Sparrows,

Mrs Funtime's saucy pussy,

And a boot in the ass of that faggot Double_G.

[Santa Claus]

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Eight hours fucking The Charo,

Nude pics of Snigtad from his perverted uncle,

Six warts on The Grin's penis,

DNA's infamous thong,

Four Twiki ballkicks,

Three Jack Sparrows,

Mrs Funtime's saucy pussy,

And a boot in the ass of that faggot Double_G.

[Santa Claus]

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

The nine bucks that prick Seamus O'Doyle owed me,

Eight hours fucking The Charo,

Nude pics of Snigtad from his perverted uncle,

Six warts on The Grin's penis,

DNA's infamous thong,

Four Twiki ballkicks,

Three Jack Sparrows,

Mrs Funtime's saucy pussy,

And a boot in the ass of that faggot Double_G.

[Santa Claus]

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

A blowjob from Newsbot to make up for the nude Snigtad pics,

The nine bucks that prick Seamus O'Doyle owed me,

Eight hours fucking The Charo,

Nude pics of Snigtad from his perverted uncle,

Six warts on The Grin's penis,

DNA's infamous thong,

Four Twiki ballkicks,

Three Jack Sparrows,

Mrs Funtime's saucy pussy,

And a boot in the ass of that faggot Double_G.

[Santa Claus]

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Honorary The Grip privileges for one day to fuck all your mothers,

A blowjob from Newsbot to make up for the nude Snigtad pics,

The nine bucks that prick Seamus O'Doyle owed me,

Eight hours fucking The Charo,

Nude pics of Snigtad from his perverted uncle,

Six warts on The Grin's penis,

DNA's infamous thong,

Four Twiki ballkicks,

Three Jack Sparrows,

Mrs Funtime's saucy pussy,

And a boot in the ass of that faggot Double_G.

[Antropov]

Weren't DNA's undies just black bikinis? If there was ever a mention of a thong, I regretfully missed it.