Squirrels briefly kill power in 2 cities

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Squirrels briefly kill power in 2 cities

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 ASHLAND, Wis. - It was an unlucky day for two squirrels and hundreds of Midwestern power customers.
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Brian Elwood, a spokesman for Xcel Energy, said a squirrel came in contact with an overhead transformer and knocked out service to 177 customers Monday. Power was fully restored in just under an hour, and repair crews found the remains of the "unfortunate squirrel," he said.

By coincidence, another squirrel got into a substation 40 miles away in Ironwood, Mich., Monday morning and caused a temporary outage that affected about 1,400 customers in Ironwood and two nearby communities, Elwood said.

The utility takes many preventive steps to keep the curious animals away from lines, he said, but they are one of the leading causes of outages, trailing only severe weather.

"We kind of liken it to anyone who's had a bird feeder and tried to keep the squirrels out," he said. "They find a way."

Rodney Johnson was stuck on an elevator at the city's Enterprise Center, where he works, when the power went out.

"For a couple of minutes there, I wasn't sure if I'd make it to Thanksgiving," said Johnson, who said he is somewhat claustrophobic. "They kept talking to me while they were trying to open it up, though, so that helped."

Once a firefighter opened the door, Johnson wasted no time in getting out.

"I'm surprised I didn't knock him down," he said.
 
Brian Elwood said there was one strange thing about the recent squirrel problem, "Those little charred corpses appear to have been bound and gagged.  There were also what appear to be otter tracks at the scene.  This is strange because there are no otters in Wisconsin.  Oh, and someone wrote something about 'haleing douche' on the side of the transformer."
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Ohmigosh! that's like the time my mom and brother and me were camping in Colorodo and there was a great big bear that came up to our car window and my brother gave him a peanut butter sandwich and then the park ranger said you can't give a bear a peanut butter sandwich because he will kill you! Ever since then I've been afraid of bears. I thin k they are stinky! But I bet if Darth Vader ever came across a bear he would kill it with his lightsaber. Him or Boba Fett, except not with a lightsaber but with his missile on his back. My brother said bears were a symbol of Russia back when it was called a different name and they were trying to kill all the Americans. That's another reason why bears are stinky. Ewoks are like bears and the empire and Darth vader killed a bunch of them I want an ewok playset that would be cool!
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