Her vag seems giant

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Her vag seems giant

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Only because your penis is so tiny.
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OH LOOK.

ANOTHER TOPIC ABOUT DOUBLE_G AND HIS MOM.
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Zero, you're a dick.
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That would mean you are Zero.
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Like throwing a Tic Tac in a whales mouth
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Only if the whale was the TicTac's mother.
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I'M THE DICK?

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT FUCKS YOUR OWN MOTHER AND THEN COMPLAINS ABOUT HER GAPING FISH HOLE.

YOU'RE THE DICK.


BTW, KIDHUMAN SAID YOUR MOM AIN'T LOOSE, BUT SHE AIN'T EXACTLY TIGHT NEITHER.
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Okay, time out, Zero. I'm not sure if that was aimed at me, Rollo Blue, Roboto, or Double_G. (I'm guessing it's not at KH, since you bring him up as a separate person in the last part.) So I'm not sure whether to be offended or to join in. Please advise.
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Zero wrote:


BTW, KIDHUMAN SAID YOUR MOM AIN'T LOOSE, BUT SHE AIN'T EXACTLY TIGHT NEITHER.

she not loose because I can fit my cock in snuggly, but she isnt tight because I stick my feet in there and pull her up to cover me like a sleeping bag
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So you're saying that your cock is wider than the rest of your body combined?

Does this involve some bending of the space-time continuum?
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So, in your humble opinion, whose mom's slimy slit makes a better sleeping bag? G2's or Slicker's?
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anarky wrote:So you're saying that your cock is wider than the rest of your body combined?

Does this involve some bending of the space-time continuum?
Do it doesnt involve that at all.
RoIIo Tomassi wrote:So, in your humble opinion, whose mom's slimy slit makes a better sleeping bag? G2's or Slicker's?

G2's moms is moist and keeps to warm at night, but if the wind blows, you freeze from being wet, Slickers mom on the other hand has beef drapes like a basset hounds ears that keep you warm.
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Speaking of beef drapes, who here has taken a crack at Aunt Harriet yet?
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CERTAINLY NOT THE TIGHTS WEARING FRUITCAKES THAT LIVE WITH HER.

I MEAN, WHO FIGHTS CRIME ALONG SIDE YVONNE CRAIG AND DOESN'T FINISH OFF THE EVENING PLOWING THAT FIELD?

THE GAY DYNAMIC DUO, THAT'S WHO.
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I have decided that you are a tool, Zero.
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